• @Dasnap
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    519 months ago

    Lad was never a stupid kid that climbed through a bush and covered themselves with cuts and splinters.

    • dustycups
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      9 months ago

      You reminded me of the Douglas Adams quote about someone who looked “not merely as if he’d been pulled through a hedge backwards, but as if the hedge was being simultaneously pulled backwards through a combine harvester”

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        169 months ago

        People aren’t full of spiders

        Not even Spider-Man??

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            49 months ago

            Spiders Georg

            Spiders Georg

            Upon spiders he likes to gorge

            3 a year for you and me

            He’s a statistical anomaly

            Look oooooouuuuttttt

            He is a Spiders Georg

          • @Viking_Hippie
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            39 months ago

            So…is there also a Supers-Man filled with superintendents?

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              You’d think so, but he’s actually just a superintendent filled with Super Nintendos.

              • @Viking_Hippie
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                29 months ago

                So THAT’S why he’s known as Super Nintendo Chalmers!

  • @[email protected]
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    319 months ago

    I learned this the hard way when a tequila-soaked me decided to dive onto what looked like a very soft and fluffly snow-covered headge. I neglected to remember the inside was made of tree. I went on to attempt to remove the hedge with a saw, and had to have several friends hold me down to stop my act of revenge.