This scenario could actually happen if conservatives get their way, though.

My genitals are precious and at the center of the universe!
Jayzus was white like me and spoke 'murican, guns ‘n’ the flag and no homo!
Schools is for nerds and libruls, I think illiteracy is underrated.

I can’t tell if this parody is a gender swap or if its a word swap from like insane gun owners. Well done

“Hard”