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    • Otter
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      49 months ago

      Meanwhile the baddie is in distress, hopping from bathroom to bathroom

    • DreamButt
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      19 months ago

      I always wipe it down if it’s a public restroom

  • Mom Nom Mom
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    309 months ago

    As a person who had spent 30+ years thinking that “a warm seat = someone had been sitting long enough to make it warm” and thought it was therefore gross, now that I have a heated toilet seat/bidet combo, now I think a cold seat is worse.

    • @jqubed
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      99 months ago

      To be fair, the warm from a heated seat is a different sensation than “someone’s bare butt cheeks were just planted here.”

      But I’m in the same situation as you. I cringe every time I have to sit on a normal toilet seat now.

  • @MrsDoyle
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    209 months ago

    I live alone, so a warm toilet seat would be terrifying.

  • @[email protected]
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    159 months ago

    I can honestly say I’m pretty sure I’ve never once paid attention to the temperature of a toilet seat.

    If it’s dry I don’t care.

    • @deranger
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      49 months ago

      That’s the thing, it makes you pay attention, at least for me. I never want to tell the temperature, but a warm seat makes me question the decision I made to sit down.

    • mommykink
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      -139 months ago

      I hate the environment too

      • @fidodo
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        39 months ago

        Localized heating is way more efficient than whole house heating. If having localized heaters help you keep the rest of your home cooler it’s much better for the environment.

  • @[email protected]
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    79 months ago

    My mum’s told me about putting newspaper on the seat of the outdoor toilet in the middle of winter if you absolutely had to go in the night, to make it bearable (1950s northern England). The warmth of someone else’s arsecheeks is much more preferable to that, thanks.

    • Mom Nom Mom
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      69 months ago

      I would have to agree with that - I’d rather have someone else’s butt take the full brunt of an outdoor, nighttime, northern England, cold toilet seat. Lol - those types of cold seats are what taught me to “hover” when necessary. (Well, not specifically the same as northern England outdoor toilets, but similar)

    • Ananääs
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      19 months ago

      Composting outhouse with styrofoam seat is actually really nice :D especially if it’s used enough to keep the composting going, then when it’s really cold outside one may experience the joy of steamy composting shit warming up your butt while going on your business. Not too bad even in the Finnish winter. Cold plastic seat in the outhouse is the worst.

  • Fudoshin ️🏳️‍🌈
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    59 months ago

    I’m more bothered by the reflex to sniff the air after sitting on a warm seat and getting a nose full of the previous person’s shit. :(

      • @RGB3x3
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        9 months ago

        Yeah, but next time you sit on a warm toilet seat, you’ll think about this thread and be hit with the overwhelming urge to take a whiff.

  • @[email protected]
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    39 months ago

    It took me a while to get used to the seat warming feature on my bidet, but now I target that bathroom on cold mornings.