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    2 days ago

    B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.

    Link is a bastard.

  • Johanno
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    13 days ago

    Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.

  • Skua
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    632 months ago

    I’ve been playing Paradox games, so I’m probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it

  • @Mautobu
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    572 months ago

    Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.

  • @[email protected]
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    512 months ago

    Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.

  • @[email protected]
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    492 months ago

    Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.

    Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.

  • @Blubber28
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    312 months ago

    Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive…

    Fuck I love Minecraft!

  • @Z3k3
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    312 months ago

    Fishing

    I didn’t realise our poaching laws were that severe

  • @[email protected]
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    302 months ago

    Poluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)

  • Cyanogenmon
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    292 months ago

    Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!

  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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    262 months ago

    Building a miles-long cobblestone road through mountains and over frozen rivers to a farming village from my house on a snowy plain then entering peoples homes while they sleep and cleaning them out of any food and valuables. Also crop theft.

    And maybe pushing that wild pig into my fenced in pasture from the mountainside because I didn’t have any carrots to lure him in willingly.

  • Hellfire103
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    242 months ago

    Building a house in the woods without planning permission.