HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA – Due to recent changes in Alabama state legislation, a malfunctioning embryo freezer has been charged with mass murder.

  • @assemblyEnglish
    38•9 months ago

    So like yeah this is a joke but it got me thinking that if this really happened where a freezer broke, I shit you not that Alabama would charge the HVAC tech with mass murder for not double checking the compressor seals.

    • @[email protected]English
      9•9 months ago

      There’s no way any sensible hvac technician will come anywhere near those freezers at the moment

      Heck, I’m willing to bet no one is even entering the rooms where the freezers are located until this gets resolved.

  • @CortEnglish
    15•9 months ago

    Any IVF clinic thinking about getting out of the business should just drop all the embryos off at a safe haven box.