• @Thcdenton
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    They held a school-wide assembly on bringing dangerous items to school after I launched a free-flight gas powered model plane and it chased down the janitor. I was never caught tho :D

      • Fishbone
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        262 months ago

        Being mean to underpaid staff isn’t exactly joke material, accidental or not.

        • @Aceticon
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          112 months ago

          Agreed.

          Should’ve been an autonomous drone with AI face recognition configured to go after the school principal.

  • @paddirn
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    562 months ago

    You’re an example employee that others will be looking to.

      • GratefullyGodless
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        232 months ago

        You’re just looking to cause trouble with your Star Trek font on a Star Wars meme.

        • @Aceticon
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          52 months ago

          Should’ve used Comic Sans!

        • @paddirn
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          42 months ago

          That’s the one with the Police Box, right?

  • @[email protected]
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    At my old job we had a meeting about “appropriate and work-friendly lunch choices” because of what I brought a few days ago.

    It’s some kind of fermented shrimp sauce from south east Asia. Apparently it has the same effect like durian fruit. Meaning, to some people it’s smell like angel’s feet, but to some other it could smell like rotten flesh. One of my friends literally vomit from just smelling it, but I just can’t get enough of it.

  • HonkyTonkWoman
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    I was a PA on a Hanes underwear commercial & when they called for a Safety Meeting it meant you were supposed to go smoke a joint behind the generator.

    That dog was there.

    • KingJalopy
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      Same happened when I was a permanent stand-in on Tulsa King. Had a meeting because just because we were outside and in a legal state didn’t mean we could blaze up the set lol. One of the stars was the one smoking blunts but we all got chewed out. Think it pissed off Stallone.

    • teft
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      I was a roofer and safety meetings for us were the same. Smoking a doobie in the work van.

  • @LemmyKnowsBest
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    I was once the star of such a meeting. What I did was so bad that they wouldn’t even let me into the meeting. The meeting was for literally everyone else on site, and manager told me to wait outside.

    • @shneancy
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      112 months ago

      well, don’t keep us in suspense, what was it?

      • @LemmyKnowsBest
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        I landed really badly in skydiving and it freaked the manager out. She was really nice to me cuz honestly I really narrowly escaped death and it spooked her so badly that she gathered everyone for a safety briefing, but left me out because it was very emotional for everybody frankly. emotional for her, she probably didn’t want to lose her shit or something, or she didn’t want to put me on the spot while I may have been psychologically fragile at that moment, I don’t know. But I was calm, I was fine. slight PTSD of the incident set in for me a few days later, but grateful I avoided death completely unscathed.

        • @shneancy
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          goodness, I’m glad you managed to survive :0

  • @AgentGrimstone
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    202 months ago

    When I accidentally set off the office alarm because I was new and fled the scene out of panic.

    • @RGB3x3
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      72 months ago

      Proceeds to discuss it for an hour

  • @AppaYipYip
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    152 months ago

    The dog’s cute little teeth!

  • @TokenBoomer
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    52 months ago

    This made me audibly laugh. Thanks.

  • @[email protected]
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    229 days ago

    real talk: on a more serious note… one of the worst things your supervisor can do is to omit sharing info of an unseen, potentially very serious, workplace risk.

  • @[email protected]
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    -202 months ago

    Chihuahuas are the reason I prefer cats to dogs. I hate those yappy things. I saw one get chased down by a Rottweiler, and it was satisfying to see the end result.

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      Whilst I too dislike stupid, I don’t actually defend the death penalty as punishment for it.