Edit: All poopers. I hope your poop is a “solid” 10/10. Anyway, I should buy a bidet.

Credit to the creator

  • originalucifer
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    67 months ago

    im down to a single pot a day. i cant remember the last time coffee made me poop. prolly decades.

    • @[email protected]
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      37 months ago

      I was at a pot in the morning and something started going bananas in my stomach, so I’ve had to switch to tea. I do miss coffee.

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆OP
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      7 months ago

      I drink mine pretty weak. I use a light roast and a 30:1 ratio. So for 750 mL of water, I use 25 g of coffee beans. It’s nice because it’s not an overwhelming coffee flavor, I get to enjoy a second cup of the hot stuff, and it’s not quite so hard of a caffeine hit. Strong coffee makes me jittery and nervous. Don’t know how people do it.

      I’ve been drinking coffee daily for about the last ten years and it always makes me poop. So did my ADHD meds when I was on those. It would make me late to class sometimes during my university years. Fun times!

      • @[email protected]
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        47 months ago

        FYI light roasts tend to have more caffeine than darker roasts but sounds like you’ve figured out what you like already

    • Altima NEO
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      27 months ago

      Im not even a coffee drinker, but whenever I have some, It never gives me the urge to poop.

      Horrible heartburn, though…

  • MrMobius
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    47 months ago

    Where I’m from we’ve got the “ccc” rule. Coffee, cig, caca (poop). The holy trinity.

  • @TropicalDingdong
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    37 months ago

    2 cups black coffee, 5 dried figs, and a couple pieces of dark chocolate.

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    17 months ago

    I gotta save this for the next time someone in the family gets constipated.

  • @[email protected]
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    17 months ago

    you guys… don’t hate nd but I have a bidet, and i don’t actually like it that much. Its warm and has adjustable pressure all that jazz but… Idk. Isnt clicking for me.