Titta…

  • Ryru Grr
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    1001 year ago

    I have to admit, I’m a tough crowd. I do find some things funny, but rarely does anything affect me more than a faint side-smile. This actually got me pretty good - like, totally off-guard. I hope no one heard me. I don’t like my laugh.

    • @TheGoldenGodOP
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      291 year ago

      Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.

    • @Tordtorden
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      101 year ago

      I rarely cry-laugh at memes, but the “titta” absolutely cracked me as a scandinavian. Had to share with my gf, who promtly choked on her sparkling water.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        I don’t know how people determine bad laughs. I love loud obnoxious and silly sounding laughs, those are the best. I feel like those are the ones people typically think are bad but I guarantee all of you that they ARE NOT they are the best.

    • @orientalsniper
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      51 year ago

      4chan for all the hate it gets, spits out true quality memes a lot of the times.

    • @Cybermass
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      31 year ago

      You shouldn’t be ashamed of your laugh my guy, it’s natural and all natural laughs are great!

      Anyone who thinks otherwise should suck on an egg.

    • Dojan
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      21 year ago

      I’ve seen this before but it got me just as hard this time.

  • Gnarly🥓
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    461 year ago

    Thankyou, sometimes it takes that post that’s so far out… that I finally put my phone down and complete my tasks. Titta.

  • @Heisme
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    391 year ago

    They should have used their poop knife.

    • @TheGoldenGodOP
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      171 year ago

      Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.

    • @ki77erb
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      41 year ago

      I love a good poop knife reference.

    • @TheGoldenGodOP
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      101 year ago

      She’s seen a lot of shit in her time working for the cruise lines. But for a tip, she’s willing to say it’s the biggest she’s ever seen.

    • @ki77erb
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      21 year ago

      For some reason I read that in Timmy’s voice from South Park.

    • @TheGoldenGodOP
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      21 year ago

      This is a beautiful old meme, clearly the favorite of many here.

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    71 year ago

    I’ve had to have the “so you wanna look at em 'fore I flush em or can I just, y’know” conversation way too many times now, come to think about it

    • @TheGoldenGodOP
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      31 year ago

      Yeah the feeling is real when you’re regularly dropping battleships. I used to have to turn and decide if I needed to get the plunger or the poop knife before trying to flush. But I semi recently got a new Toto toilet, and it’s sucks everything down, I’ve only clogged it twice.

  • @x4740N
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    51 year ago

    This guy did the no poop challenge before it became popular

  • @STUPIDVIPGUY
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    51 year ago

    lol it scares me that some people are this chronically constipated/ afraid of shitting in unknown places. like is that not extremely uncomfortable?

    • @TheGoldenGodOP
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      21 year ago

      Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.

        • @TheGoldenGodOP
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          11 year ago

          IBS sounds awful, my condolences. I bought a nicer Toto toilet, my stomach has only clogged it twice.

          • @STUPIDVIPGUY
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            21 year ago

            actually not bad, pretty minor in my case, only occasional pain. mostly just means i gotta poo like 5+ times a day which is pretty convenient for staying thin

            • @TheGoldenGodOP
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              11 year ago

              It may sound vain, but staying thin does sound nice. I go once a day and it’s always been the size of a baby/forearm.

    • @Philolurker
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      51 year ago

      I prefer to believe the cleaner did know english, but he didn’t think to try.