• burgermeister
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    3811 months ago

    Everyone’s days are numbered, it’s called being mortal you silly dumb-dumb.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      1711 months ago

      I bet “your days are numbered” is one of the most racist things an elf can say to a half-elf…

  • @Delta_V
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    2411 months ago

    “You’ll pay for that!”

    Yes, I know how stores work.

  • @niktemadur
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    11 months ago

    A more compelling viewpoint was proposed by Woody Allen, back in his standup comedy days of the 1960s:
    “Why are our days numbered, and not say… lettered?”

    • @SlopppyEngineer
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      711 months ago

      Because Julius Caesar and Pope Gregory XIII decided on this when they made the calendar we use today. And nobody dared to say no to them.

        • @[email protected]
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          311 months ago

          A number doesnt become a mere word, just because you representatives it in another way. A American style 1 also isnt A letter (written as “I”)