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GrymEdm to Lemmy Shitpost · 2 years ago

Can't get it out of my head

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Can't get it out of my head

GrymEdm to Lemmy Shitpost · 2 years ago
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  • banichan
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    Our every action is to get closer to having sex.

    Go ahead, challenge me 😈

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      Posting on Lemmy.

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        That sweet femboy love…

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          Fuck whoever downvoted you, that was funny

    • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      When attempting suicide we’re just trying to end up in a moratorium with a necrophile employee

      • credit crazy
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        Gotta make sure you are the hottest corpse out there

      • Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com
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        Ahem, I believe the correct term is “cracking open a cold one”.

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      One of your sexes will be the last sex of your life and then everything after that is getting farther away from having sex.

      • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Not if you go out with a bang

        • dan1101@lemm.ee
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          That’s what I’m hoping for fingers crossed.

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    Well, maybe it’s just that everytime she’s around men, they do think about sex. There’s no way for her to have a different experience.

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      Maybe it’s also just projection. Like, she sees men as only fucktoys and a necessary evil to have. So the men treat her likewise.

      • TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee
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        Maybe it’s just a meme where the context has to be interpreted, and the only projection that exists are those revealed from those interpretations.

        • angrystego
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          The real friends are the projections we made along the way.

        • Zagorath@aussie.zone
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          A Rorschach meme?

        • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de
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          tbh, it felt wrong while i wrote it. But i wrote it anyway.

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    Just finished another round of fucking with (or being fucked by?) Nixos’s built-in containers, and can’t stop thinking of continuing tomorrow. So, agreed

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      I am so happy to have healthy sex with portage

    • SanndyTheManndy
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      Yeah nah. I took one look at it and knew it was not for me.

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    All of these but unironically.

  • KeenFlame@feddit.nu
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    Like… Yes. Is it wrong to think about sex?

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    Missed opportunity to say “I’m feelin’ hot”

  • pH3ra@lemmy.ml
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    Well people who get enlisted get fucked in a whole other level

  • EndlessApollo
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    BOYZ ROOL GURLS DROOL

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    relevant xkcd https://xkcd.com/1564/

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    I wanna reply, if not for all this sex in my head.

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    Is panel 3 that inaccurate tho

  • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de
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    You could say, the dude in the last picture is on fire.

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    I’m pretty sure I more often am annoyed by the No Apparent Reason Boner I’ve popped than I am actively thinking or fantasizing about sex

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      Glad to know that happens to other people too

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    You missed the joke “as hot as sex”

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    Yeesh, being tied off like that is in no way comfortable. I have done the whole safety harness in a scissor/boom lift, but I have zero desire to be one of those crazy tower climbers or be near electrical utilities. I like the Klein bag though.

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