• @[email protected]
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    161 year ago

    Not even the most dangerous bear. Polar would fuck you up.

    Also, I’m making money all day long by betting on Hippo

    • peopleproblems
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      71 year ago

      Yeah when I heard “bite a croc in half” I figured I’d just stay away from the jaws of nope forever

    • Nakari Lexfortaine
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      61 year ago

      Hippo all the way.

      Fuckers don’t deserve to be that heavy, that fast, and have a ranged attack by flinging their shit. Pick two to keep, Hippo. You get to keep the bite by default just because it can look fuckin goofy.

  • @BeezKnuts
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    101 year ago

    There’s no way a grizzly bear could beat a rhino. The largest grizzly bear isn’t even a quarter of the weight of your average rhino. It would be as fair of a fight as you vs a grizzly bear.

    • z500
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      111 year ago

      If that bear picks up a machine gun then it’s all over. A rhino can’t do that.

  • @rickdg
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    31 year ago

    Bearjutsu mount defence is eating your face.