“The Ferengi rules of acquisition are nothing compared to the Ferengi rules of parental support, Riker.”

If he fucks you back then doesn’t it cancel out?

How is letting one of my bully’s dads fuck me an insult? His dad enjoyed it at least as much as I did at the time, and then I enjoyed it even more when the bully found out. 👋 Hey, Logan, say hi to your dad for me.