• @Everythingispenguins
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    87 months ago

    Poor Jesus, he is just trying to make friends at the new school.

    • @Dasus
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      37 months ago

      Reading about Christian rhetoric always becomes better when you internally pronounce “Jesus” as [Hesus].

      Poor Jesus indeed.

  • @moistclump
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    67 months ago

    It took me years to start telling my mom “no thanks” when she’d ask if she could pray for me. I was just so done with it after years of tip toeing around their religion when they don’t seem curious or willing to grow their understanding. No thanks on the prayer, no thanks on the Jesus being my friend, no thanks on the childhood full of harmful ideas being shoved down my throat (like it’s women’s fault when they’re r*ped because they didn’t believe in Jesus enough to save them).

  • @agent_flounder
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    57 months ago

    bails out of the car “tuck and roll!”