prime opportunity to utilize the word “cock”, if I’m honest.

They’re paying you less so you have to work more and can’t enjoy yourself.

Cleaning the flat top was like the only satisfying part of working in a kitchen.

Those are some swollen as fuck balls. Ready to burst a monster nut.

Yeah, an old hack: press cold cock & balls on a hot grill & the grease will stick to it instantly. Just rinse the genitals & repeat the process until the grill is as clean as Spongebobs grill & spongepenis.

Eggs are going to stick to that.

Who do you UwU, bitch?

I see someone enjoyed cooking a bit too much