• Hotdog Salesman
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    199 months ago

    But what if I don’t become fossilised and get converted in oil instead?

    • RBG
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      9 months ago

      You will be unearthed abruptly by a bunch of rednecks who will be excited to see you and burn you!

  • @[email protected]
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    69 months ago

    Or more likely you wait, and wait, and crumble a bit, and wait some more… Indefinitely

  • m-p{3}
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    49 months ago

    Who knows, maybe some of us will be unearthed in millions of years by the next dominant species.

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      29 months ago

      It’s also the plot of many vampire movies.

      Although the friend part may be a bit shorter.

  • @multifariace
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    19 months ago

    but fossils that old are not preserved corpses…

    • @[email protected]OP
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      49 months ago

      True but it’s a joke in a meme community so I think it’ll be okay if it doesn’t meet the scientific rigor we expect in the rest of the communities on mander.xyz