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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Sounds like we need to get the SCP Foundation involved. I’m getting some serious Turn Down for What vibes from this.
Nah, this is an AWCY-grade weird performance art thing.
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She’s a man eater.
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up.
Ohhh-ohhh here she comes
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How it walk round wit dat wagon
Junk on the trunk
Zorak approved
/blink
So hot.
Will eat you after you blow your load
I’m listening
Doesn’t matter, had sex 😎
after
And in some cases, while.
The female may begin feeding by biting off the male’s head (as they do with regular prey), and if mating has begun, the male’s movements may become even more vigorous in its delivery of sperm.
Bruh
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me
A classic
Wikipedia:
To mate
following courtship,
the male usually leaps onto the female’s back,
clasping her thorax and wing bases
with his forelegs.
He then arches his abdomen
to deposit and store sperm
in a special chamber near the tip of the female’s abdomen.
The female lays between 10 and 400 eggs,
depending on the species. Eggs are typically deposited in a froth mass-produced by glands
in the abdomen.
This froth hardens,
creating a protective capsule,
which together with the egg mass
is called an ootheca.poemforyoursprog is that you?
I just liked the wikipedia entry and thought it had a touch more poetry and… enthusiasm let us say than I was expecting. And no, poemforyoursprog would have made it all rhyme.
“She had six strong legs and it frightened me. She had insect eyes but I could still see that the look she gave him you give to me.”
well, now I know this exists.
thanks, I guess
edit: apparently this guy is responsible for R.E.M.
Her milk shake brings all the bugs to her arms.
Skinny legs? Is that a thing people want?
Look up “thigh gap”. Not saying I agree with it, just that it’s a thing.
Isn’t that a thing of teens and underweight people?
Not per se. It’s a wide hip thing.
I don’t like huge butts, like the bbl. It’s gross
You dislike big butts and you cannot lie?
😂
✅ Flesh-rending claws
All fine but I don’t like big butts.
Probably for the best, you can tell these types are man eaters with one look.
Does she only come out at night?
Can you lie?
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I am truthful to a fault.
skinny legs aint sexy when paired with a big butt
