• @Dasnap
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    497 months ago

    When my friend and I were playing Valheim, he would stay at the base to build stuff while I went out to collect stuff. I don’t think that he appreciated me referring to him as the ‘boywife’ the entire time.

      • Cyrus Draegur
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        217 months ago

        if there’s no one in your life except your mancandy bussy-buddy then it doesn’t MATTER what you call him.

  • @whereisk
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    407 months ago

    I’m surprised no one mentioned Lazlo yet.

  • Dr. Bob
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    387 months ago

    I used to refer to one my friends as my “heterosexual life partner” when introducing him to people.

  • @Deestan
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    217 months ago

    “Calm down babe, there is nothing going on between me and Jason. We’re just going for a coffee, don’t wait up.”

  • @[email protected]
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    7 months ago

    One thing I’ve found interesting as a wrestling fan is how often male pro wrestlers will refer to another wrestler (usually another guy) that they’re especially close to as their “road wife”. Thinking specifically of CM Punk and Kofi Kingston here.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    97 months ago

    If you say that, I’ll assume Jason is your boytoy twink malewife.

    People look at me weird when I mention my coven-mates.

  • @Klear
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    For some reason I read malewife as if it were partially latin. Badwife.