• @EdibleFriend
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    Quark went out of his way to stock it with porn lol

    • NickwithaC
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      3110 months ago

      Right!? He knew full well and even encouraged people who weren’t using those programs to start. The number of times he offered something “to take your mind off things” or “to relieve the tension”, geez.

      • @then_three_more
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        910 months ago

        Especially with family friendly titles such as Vulcan Love Slave, Volume III

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      1210 months ago

      Maybe this is just an act after the Bajoran Kai stumbled upon his library of holosuite programs.

      • @psmgx
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        210 months ago

        “it’s okay, I don’t mind. I just wish he could call Moogie more often” -Rom, probably

    • teft
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      3010 months ago

      I bet Reg would love minecraft…

  • The Giant Korean
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    2610 months ago

    “Why does the holodeck have a drain in the middle…”

    • Cosmonaut_Collin
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      2310 months ago

      The fluids are collected so the atoms can be used in the food synthesizers.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        510 months ago

        They should just use it as is.

        You can get a big ol’ jug o’ jizz from the kitchen.

        • teft
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          410 months ago

          Where do you think Quark got that shipment of syrup of squill. You didn’t really believe his story about discovering a scheme did you?

    • IninewCrow
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      It’s designed like a giant dishwashing machine … once a user is finished, they lock it down and seal it so that it can automatically power wash, launch mechanical scrubbers, disinfect, sterilize … for some clients, they have to run two or three cycles.

  • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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    You think you’re woke for knowing the holosuites are vr sex toys. You’re really woke when you know what happens with all the bodily fluids after.

    “Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.”

  • Flying SquidM
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    2110 months ago

    Oh like Quark isn’t getting Oo-Mox from holo-Jadzia every night.

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      But you have to wonder what kind of depraved, messed up, psychotic stuff people do in these simulations to make Quark react like that.

      After many years of seeing shit … if you see Quark react like that, you know the client is pretty messed up.

      Imagine seeing an upstanding, ultra conservative Vulcan diplomat exciting the holosuite, Quark thanking him for his business, walking into the holosuite, reviewing the logs, looking inside and then having the reaction in the picture.

      • Flying SquidM
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        1110 months ago

        Vulcans are hiding some dark shit. Hence their repressing their emotions. Some of them have to let it out even if it isn’t time for Pon Farr apparently.

    • JWBananas
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      310 months ago

      Canonically he could barely even manage obtaining a holorecording of Kira Nerys for a holosuite program without getting caught.

      • Flying SquidM
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        Yeah, but that was because Kira cared. Jadzia would be fine with it. “Oo-mox from a hologram me? Quark, you scamp!”

  • teft
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    1910 months ago

    Quark loves latinum too much to care about what goes on inside his holosuites.

    Unless he can make money off that information somehow.

  • @[email protected]
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    Post-Capitalist Ferenginar Simulator‽ I’ll never let people run unvetted programs in my holosuites again!”

    • Transporter Room 3
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      “Who’s she?” slap

      Hell yeah he did.

      And You can’t convince me Picard had no urges, and his feelings about shipboard relationships means he doesn’t get many opportunities.

      He knows what the crew uses the holodeck for.

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    1110 months ago

    Aren’t a huge chunk of VR games porn to begin with?

    • @Maalus
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      1010 months ago

      “huge” is a stretch, but VR porn does exist.

    • @starchylemming
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      beat your meat saber

      half-chub alyx

      gorn with porn

      boner & saucy - vr fantasy swordfighting

      squishies

      • Aa!
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        210 months ago

        If they don’t have Vulcan Love Slave, what’s the point of buying into VR at all

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        110 months ago

        Mork and Gork… Yeah maybe we should leave that one alone

      • JWBananas
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        110 months ago

        rm -rf --no-preserve-safety /pon-farr

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