• @[email protected]
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    8 months ago

    Bonobos have it all figured out.
    Something scary happened a few trees over? Sex!
    A logging vehicle spotted in the distance? Giggity!
    Little timmy fell down the well? ❤️
    Some hairless ape left an empty cardboard box on the ground? Cue the porn groove.
    Chimpanzees encroaching on you territory? Let’s outbreed them!

    EDIT: The downvotes are from chimpanzees.

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      38 months ago

      I wonder how they have time to accomplish anything else in life

      I also wonder how long their refractory period is.

  • JoYo
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    208 months ago

    both species live in social groups that exhibit both sexual and violent behaviors.

    • @[email protected]
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      78 months ago

      Mafuckas read ‘Sex at Dawn’ and think they got it all figured out. And then they try to get their friends to swing with them.

  • moosetwin
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    198 months ago

    There’s probably some MF DOOM lines that’d fit with that

    • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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      28 months ago

      Instructions unclear, Slaanesh is telling me to use more car battery clamps, they aren’t specifying how or what to use them for

  • @[email protected]
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    158 months ago

    Given that free love experiments have generally failed in human history, while limitless violence experiments are a roaring success, I think I know which way humans have gone.

  • @paddirn
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    108 months ago

    Freeuse is the future.

    • @marcos
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      108 months ago

      Well, it’s not really true. Both of those descriptions are highly flawed.

    • @GraniteM
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      58 months ago

      Do you want Cenobites? Because that’s how you get Cenobites.

    • @Im_old
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      58 months ago

      Glad I’m not the only one thinking that! Bot if I had to choose is sex of course!

        • @Im_old
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          38 months ago

          for the sake of argument and plausible deniability let’s assume I don’t. Any good pointers to look up?

          • @[email protected]
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            18 months ago

            Its basically snuf porn but hentai, you don’t want to. Its best described as very violent necrophilia.

              • @[email protected]
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                8 months ago

                Mutilation is usually Amputee, Chocking and a little blood are within BDSM. Guro however means so much of it all that it either displays death directly or implicates death.

                For clarification, you aren’t wrong but may have missed the point. Nowadays guro is mostly gore, it was different (less extreme) at the start.

    • @yetiftw
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      188 months ago

      that’s half of the joke, good job!

      • TooManyFoods
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        88 months ago

        I had bonobos confused with gibbons for a few hours, so I think that’s why it didn’t match up right for me.

  • @xkforce
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    28 months ago

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