Man I really hate when street snakes try to jump up my butt because my shorts are too bootylicious

Whip that muthafuckin thang out

Not a problem

Problem?

Free belt

😳

Thank god the only thing I need to worry about is the earthworm

Yeah, trying to see the issue here. Like Peaches said “girls wanna be her, boys wanna be her” 😳

I know a guy who had this problem she had to give the gym teachers a note so she could avoid wearing shorts, not sure what they did with all the extra meat after the switch

My problem is hair my hair :(

Wish I could just cut it off alongside the other stuff. No horni, no problems

Dammit, Kaa, get out of my shorts!