jamie loftus🌭
@jamieloftusHELP
sexiest thing anyone has ever done to me is send over a single overeasy egg to my table at ihop in 2014. never knew who it was. fucks me up to think about it
Meanwhile dude at IHOP: “yo I ordered my egg 40 minutes ago, what the fuck is taking so long?”
Jamie Loftus is hilarious, highly recommend her shows and podcasts
Deez?
Yeah, she’s also been a semi-frequent guest on Behind The Bastards.
We were meanish with this. If we saw a bunch of rambunctious kids while eating out, we would buy them dessert as we left and tell the server that we were family friends and we wanted to get them all something sweet for one kids birthday… LOL
Idk if anyone told you this yet, but you can curse on the internet.
Dickfuckshits. See?
I’m not the one you need to tell. Note my transcription is unmarred.
