I have a 2010 Toyota Corolla. She’s been my trusty steed for the last 14 years and is in good working order. I recognize she won’t last forever, and if, god forbid (mostly for her) I get in an accident, I will need to get a new car. So what dumb cars do you drive, and what would you replace them with?

  • @grue
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    608 months ago

    I recommend a 2010 Toyota Corolla.

    • wellDuuh
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      58 months ago

      Are you my doppelganger? Lol

      • @grue
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        108 months ago

        I was just pointing out the car OP already had, which isn’t far off from the newest “dumb cars” you can get.

        He’s asking what he can switch to that’s even newer than 2010, while all my cars (that I have no intention of ever replacing due to age) are already 5-15 years older than his.

    • Dandroid
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      28 months ago

      Proud owner of a 2009 Toyota Corolla. That thing is a workhorse.

  • @Mr_Blott
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    If you don’t live in that one country where they get stolen easily, Hyundai I10 and I20 base models are the perfect dumb car

    Absolutely nothing to go wrong; the most technological thing on them is a Bluetooth stereo, and the little 1.25L motor only needs an oil change every 20k kilometres to keep it sweet

    • @[email protected]
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      58 months ago

      The motors in us Hyundais are pretty notorious for not lasting long. Pretty much the opposite of a Toyota.

    • @skyspydude1
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      Unfortunately we don’t get those in the US, and they even stopped selling the i30 (Elantra GT) here in 2020. You can fortunately still get the Elantra sedan, but the hatchback definitely adds a ton of practicality to it.

  • Lopen's Left Arm
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    338 months ago

    When you say dumb, do you mean like with minimal computers? I think I remember reading about Mercedes or something working on a vehicle that’s entirely mechanical with zero computer integration. I imagine it would be pretty expensive though

    • @[email protected]
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      278 months ago

      No way. Anyone have a link? Its gotta at least have electronic fuel injection. A 2025 Benz with a carburetor and old school distributor is not believable.

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        Mechanical injection diesels could work with no digital computer, but getting one through modern emissions tests in any countries with half a standard should be impossible.

    • @[email protected]
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      For that, they’d have to develop an entirely new engine, which they then couldn’t sell in Europe, America, Australia or most of Asia due to emissions regulations. So maybe they’re doing it, but it will be a one-off prestige project at the end of the internal combustion engine age, and all of them will be put in museums or private collections.

      • @[email protected]
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        28 months ago

        Maybe there’s just reusing an old OM601/602 from the 80s like diesel swappers are into.

    • wuphysics87OP
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      58 months ago

      I would prefer something old enough it wouldn’t even have a backup camera

      • @[email protected]
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        38 months ago

        Why? I wouldn’t go without a backup camera. It only takes one time for a small child running after a ball to slip your eye and you’ve got blood on your hands. When a driver gets behind the wheel, they are barely in control of a multi-ton murder machine. A backup camera is a very easy-to-use tool to keep the murder machine under control.

        • @[email protected]
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          -28 months ago

          So staring at a tiny screen on your dashboard makes you less likely to hit a child that already would’ve gone unnoticed if you were actively looking in multiple directions with a wider field of vision?

          • BoscoBear
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            68 months ago

            Backup cameras have better visibility than you do from the drivers seat usually. That said, I would put in an aftermarket one rather than get a factory one.

          • @[email protected]
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            48 months ago

            You should always be looking behind you, checking mirrors, and checking the backup camera. I am a rookie driver and even I know that much.

            • @[email protected]
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              08 months ago

              Yes I know, my point is that not having a reversing camera forces you to look around. Every time I’ve been a passenger in a car with a reversing cam the driver has never checked their mirrors or looked behind them, they just trust that the reversing camera can see everything.

              • @[email protected]
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                Oh, huh, I guess being in training just kind of forces me to think about good habits instead of getting lazy. I’m also more used to biking, where I have a mirror and shoulder glances as my primary tools. But either way, I would want to have the tool, since I know I will use it correctly.

          • @RBWells
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            Yes. The backup camera shows you the ground level, you still use the mirrors but kids and cats are not always tall enough to see in the mirrors. It’s an additional view, did you think it blacks out the mirrors or something?

          • Dandroid
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            It’s just another tool. You wouldn’t only look in your passenger side mirror just because you have one. Use it along with all your other tools. Most standard cars have 3 mirrors and a backup camera. Most drivers also have necks they can turn.

      • Dandroid
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        They became required because a dad backed over and killed his own son. That father fought for years to make them required so no one would have to go through the same pain he went through. Why would you not want one? You could not look at it if you don’t like it. But it’s one of the best possible safety features imo, and it’s dirt cheap compared to the cost of a car.

        • wuphysics87OP
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          08 months ago

          I agree with you from a safety standpoint. It’s not the backup camera itself. It’s the screen and all of the additional things that come with it that I don’t want. To me it’s an inflection point.

    • Dandroid
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      Does it have no ABS, or VSC or traction control? That sounds like it’s only for enthusiasts, because the average driver is gonna crash (including me). Or is there a mechanic implementation for those?

  • @saltesc
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    Many Toyotas. Even their newest series LandCruiser is doing well and will continue the legacy of doing well because durable mechanical simplicity is what it brings to the competitive table.

    A lot of Toyotas last a long time and are easy to work on. That in turn makes them popular, making parts for them even cheaper.

    Honestly? Consider grabbing another Corolla if you liked your Corolla. The Toyota price tag pays itself off in longevity and low ongoing cost. They just don’t die and do their job well for a long time.

    • @[email protected]
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      168 months ago

      Honestly? Consider grabbing another Corolla if you liked your Corolla

      Agreed. My 2020 corolla has very little of the digital bells and whistles that are increasingly getting in the way of things “just working” in the driving experience.

      Still, more than I’d like, but much less than any other vehicle I’ve driven in the last 10 years.

      And, as far as I can tell, it doesn’t have any way of “phoning home” to tell the corporate overlords if I’m doing something they don’t approve of.

    • @MrsDoyle
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      108 months ago

      Agreed. My 2011 Toyota Auris hybrid is still chuntering along with minimal issues. A friend got a new car recently and its electronic horrorshow puts me right off giving up my dumb old car.

  • @[email protected]
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    I’ve read through your comments, and honestly, you’re just going to want to buy an old civic or another Corolla, and if you need to, swap in a new engine. You really have to choose working on an old car to keep it running, or live with even the basic standard safety features like a backup camera. Keep in mind that the new lane assist or collision avoidance stuff can be turned off in virtually all new cars. Plenty of new cars don’t have an obnoxious infotainment screen as well.

    • @[email protected]
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      348 months ago

      Plenty of new cars don’t have an obnoxious infotainment screen as well.

      maybe list them for OP instead of hinting at their existence.

      • @[email protected]
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        I mean, I can’t list every one of them? It all depends on if you find a 6 inch screen too big or something Tesla sized.

        I know my Ford Maverick and my wife’s Kia Soul are pretty tame with the infotainment system.

        • @[email protected]
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          just having a couple brands and models to look into is pretty helpful. I know i’m sick to death of massive screens with touchscreen buttons for everything. i drive my step mother’s recent model BMW sometimes and trying to just change the radio station is a chore that involves clicking accept on a screen with a huge disclaimer warning you not to get distracted by the touchscreen while driving before you can even operate it.

    • @[email protected]
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      38 months ago

      Keep in mind that the new lane assist or collision avoidance stuff can be turned off in virtually all new cars.

      Manufacturers are making this more and more difficult to control by the user.

  • @Cold_Brew_Enema
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    Toyota all day every day. The best, most reliable car brand.

    One rule of thumb; Never buy a Chevy. Absolute garbage vehicles that you will pay endless money to maintain.

  • @[email protected]
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    “Dumb car” is kind of relative. Computer engine controls have been around since the mid 1970’s. And while the first ones were not very good, they have become pretty darned reliable over the intervening years. And as someone who has owned cars and other heavy equipment with mechanical points and down draft and up draft carburetors, you won’t ever see me willingly own a car with any of that anymore.

    If you really want to minimize the electronics as much as possible, look at 1990’s to no later than 2010 models.

    Though to be fair, much of the problems with cars are caused by the accessories like power windows, door locks, air conditioning, and power seats. Those are far more problematic than the basic car itself.

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      I think they mean all the newer techno crap that cars have like touch screens and the like not power windows, AC and engine related stuff thats been around for decades. And I agree with that. I want a car that has the basics and yeet the touch screens and other garbage no one asked for but it seems theres not really any choice anymore.

      • @[email protected]
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        78 months ago

        Those touch screens are all a part of the accessories. And I dislike them intensely also. I also find it very disheartening that in some new cars a software up date is needed to make the dock locks work. A friend had to take his mother’s Kia in to rematch the door locks to a new key. They needed to remove the door handles and plug them into a computer to do so.

        The last new car I bought, (2015 Jeep Patriot), made me search EVERY car dealer in 2 states before I found one that had manual door locks and manual windows. I often haul dogs around with me and while they are quite good at locking doors and rolling up windows, they really, really suck at rolling them down or unlocking the doors. It took me a couple of months of weekly searching to finally find one for sale.

        • @[email protected]
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          18 months ago

          Kia are bastards when it comes to anti consumer practices, my 2012 Kia had an airbag warning light come on right before it’s MOT and my usual garage said they couldn’t read the fault code, I tried specialised diagnostic readers and even borrowed a garage spec one from a neighbour and still couldn’t get anything from it.

          In the end I had to take it to Kia themselves and get them to read the fault code for £130, turns out the fault was exactly what everyone thought it was but couldn’t confirm and now they want £750 to replace a single airbag module that needs to be coded to the car once it’s installed. My car has been in their garage since the start of January and there’s still no sign of the part arriving yet but I can’t install one myself because of the fact that only Kia can recode it to match the car.

      • @[email protected]
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        I think this thread just goes to show that ‘modern technology crap’ is relative. For some, adaptive cruise control is modern technology crap, for others, electronic fuel injection is modern technology crap. I recall when power windows were thought to be crap, because when the switch breaks, you can’t open the window any more. It’s the same with any new tech.

  • @[email protected]
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    128 months ago

    Can you clarify exactly what you mean by a “dumb car”? Do you just mean that it doesn’t have a screen in the cockpit? Or something else?

  • @Bytemeister
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    Gonna catch some flak for this, but a Ford Focus… Just get the manual transmission. That car will easily go 200k miles, and all the bad press about the automatic has pushed the price down. My friend has the manual version and it’s about as bulletproof as you can get.

  • @[email protected]
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    88 months ago

    My 2019 Hyundai Ioniq SEL has been incredibly reliable for the last 5 years. It’s a very boring car compared to alternative hybrids, but I save money on gas, which is what I got it for.

  • @TGTX
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    I’m assuming US?

    One thing to note is that the US started requiring back up cameras in all cars manufactured after May 1, 2018. Your best bet to find a dumb car would be to look at base trims of some cheap 2015, 2016, and 2017 cars. Cars like the Elantra, Forte, Sonata, Altima, Versa, and Sentra did not have touchscreen displays in their base trim. I know because I basically lived in rental cars during those years and am very familiar with all of them.

    Now, definitely watch out on the Korean ones though due their cheapening out of security equipment…but the Kia Boyz have probably salvaged titled all of them by now. I would also be hesitant on buying a used car with a CVT because it’s a crapshoot if the previous owners actually kept up with the mandatory maintenance on them.

    I think the Mazda 3 or Toyota iA are good used car choices to keep on your radar. There is a “screen” in both cars, but they are dialed controlled when the car is in motion. They both have a REAL automatic transmission too. No CVT stuff to worry about.

    • @Railing5132
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      Genuinely curious; aside from required maintenance, you don’t seem too overly jazzed about CVTs - may I ask why?

      • @hardaysknight
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        If something goes wrong with them, they are expensive to fix

        • @Railing5132
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          Oh, so like a regular automatic transmission.

          My 2012 caravan 6s-auto just ate itself last month. Minimum $4k. The van isn’t worth that.

  • @[email protected]
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    78 months ago

    For about ten years prior to 2020, I only had a company car. I’ve gone the past four without a car but I’m looking around for something to make it easier to visit family and take short trips.

    Not only is the cost of a new car mindmelting, all the crap they put in them now is detrimental to me considering anything made in the past few years. I would sooner opt for a car with roll down windows and an AM radio than have to drive down the street with a giant computer screen shining in my face pinging me with all sorts of distractions. And that’s coming from someone who spent over ten years installing car stereos and remote starts, etc.

    I don’t know what to do either. I’m looking at cars made around 2010-2015. I’d probably drive less than 2,000 miles a year but I’d still worry about wasting money on something that isn’t going to last me at least ten years. I also have a thing for cars that feel good to drive, typically German cars, so these cheap little Hyundais and such probably aren’t something I’d consider.

    • @Num10ck
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      38 months ago

      for less than 2000 miles a year its likely better to just rent?

      • @[email protected]
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        48 months ago

        Like Enterprise? I’ve looked into this. First, the demand goes up / supply goes down when everyone without a car wants to rent a car for the holidays. Second, there’s only one facility anywhere near me. Third, they have limited hours when you can pick up and drop off making it unreasonably difficult (only open til 12 on Saturdays, closed Sundays).

        I also looked into car sharing. I forget the name of the service but I’ve spoken with people who have rented out their cars for it. It’s a scam. People have had thousands of dollars withdrawn from their bank accounts for minor body damage without warning and without evidence that they were responsible.

        • @[email protected]
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          There’s some locally run car shares that are better. Here in the Twin Cities we have Evie, maybe your area has something similar?

  • @GroundedGator
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    2018 Subaru Forester

    It might be a bit more updated than most, but in general less smart than most cars today.

    • Still have to press a button on the key to unlock the doors, or use the convenient key.
    • Need to put the key into the ignition to start.
    • Doors do not automatically lock out unlock.
    • Manual parking break.
    • Rear door is 100% manual (if you didn’t count un/lock with key fob).
    • Basic Bluetooth functionality.
    • Equipped with OnStar, and Sirius.
    • Shipped with 3G cellular, which no longer works. They do offer a free upgrade, I never bothered.

    By my own assessment, it’s the dumbest modern car you can get.

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      n assessment, it’s the dumbest modern car you can

      Onstar tracks your driving habits and reports the data to insurers, even if you do not have Onstar actrivated.

  • @[email protected]
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    58 months ago

    Get something similar but cheaper. Those things spend decades in the sands and humid cimates and they’re still rolling around. That Toyota will probably outlive you and your kids if you treat it well.

    They’re like those Diesel powered Mercedes from the 90s but much cheaper and easier to fix.

      • @[email protected]
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        28 months ago

        That’s personal preference tbh. I’d pick a shit box I can fix in an evening if it ever needs it to a finicky machine that requires years of antiquated experience to work on. I never wanna touch a mechanical fuel injector or have to take half the car apart to change a pulley.

        Then again I own a modern Honda with a turbo snaked through the engine bay.

        • @BilboBargains
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          I’ve had far more joy driving a Merc than the shitbox Corolla that got to 100k and threw it’s piston rings. I went back to the dealer to ask them if it’s normal to top up the oil in between services. They looked me straight in the eye and said it normally consumes 1litre every 6k. It failed a short time later. This was after I spent weeks fixing a water leak into the cabin.

          The reliability of Toyota and many Japanese brands is inflated by these type of shenanigans.