• @[email protected]
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    or with parental consent.

    Eww, that line tells you all you need to know about this guy. And the fact that this is actually legal in some states is disturbing.

    • stinerman [Ohio]
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      1462 months ago

      He prefers a woman who is “damaged” because he thinks she’ll put up with being treated like a broodmare.

      • KingJalopy
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        As if he even needed to say that, the only people who would respond to this would be especially damaged lol.

      • Funderpants
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        Let’s not give him that much credit, a woman is acceptable but he’d prefer a child who is damaged, with parental consent of course.

        • @irreticent
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          22 months ago

          I have a feeling he doesn’t really care that much about consent, parental or otherwise. I think that was just a dog whistle for “I like fucking kids” without actually incriminating himself.

  • @Lemming421
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    53 and looking for someone “of age or with parental consent”?

    Excuse me while I go and vomit.

    • @Chocrates
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      Yeah, I’m getting divorced at 35 and matching with women younger than 30 freaks me out. This mf’r wants a 17yr old? Yuck.

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          Wonder how young it can be by Texas laws, but also don’t want to look it up and be put on a watchlist.

          • @fjordbasa
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            172 months ago

            If you’re not trying to help someone get an abortion or gender-affirming care, you’re probably safe. Those are the real issues! (Sarcastic, if not clear, and referencing the absurd reporting websites some states have set up)

          • stinerman [Ohio]
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            132 months ago

            According to Wikipedia, Texas doesn’t have a “with parental consent” law. If he’s 53, she’s gotta be 17 or older. They wouldn’t be able to get married until she turned 18.

      • AFK BRB Chocolate
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        I got divorced in my late 20s, and started dating again around 30. A girl I had met who was 21 asked me why I hadn’t asked her out, and the truth was she seemed way out of my league - very attractive person, very bright. So I went out with her, and she was nice, but I just couldn’t do it because she seemed so young. Not immature, just young. And it was so strange going out with someone who hadn’t even seen the same TV shows as I watched growing up, which sounds superficial, but it was honestly weird.

        I just can’t imagine dating someone decades younger than me. An underage person with a 53-year-old is just gross.

        • @shalafi
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          Feel ya. I was 50 and some young neighbors were hanging out one Saturday, 20-yo or so. I noticed a friend’s hands were absolutely perfect, beautiful hands. Slim, long, porcelain white.

          And it grossed me out. They looked like doll’s hands, a child’s hands. Eww.

          My wife, same age, doesn’t understand why I so love her hands. They have age, maturity, I love them.

          Anyways, this dude freaks me out.

          • @Drivebyhaiku
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            Valuing each other’s “mileage” is so wholesome and needs to be normalized. Too many of us are taught we have this tiny window of being pleasing to look at before the “imperfections” start getting toted up…and it isn’t true. I can’t imagine being with someone in their early 20’s. That’s still a kid in my eyes! They need to BE a kid and experience relationships with other kids where they are equals in figuring out everything together.

            My partner and I are about a year apart in age and we remember all our weird awkward growing up moments together where we struggled to figure things out and each one is a treasure. They if anything get just get more and more attractive with age.

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        I genuinely don’t understand this thinking. The idea of partnering with someone who doesn’t share a similar life experience sounds difficult and frustrating.

        I get that they’re not looking to partner with anyone and that’s the point.

    • @gofsckyourself
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      42 months ago

      Fuck vomiting. The dude needs to be monitored 24/7 and forced to take therapy.

      • @Maalus
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        Not how therapy works but okay

          • @Maalus
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            You can’t force a person into therapy for a few months and it “just work”. Mental health, especially habits and beliefs, aren’t some easy to solve problems “if only they went to therapy for a bit”. If they don’t want to change (which they won’t if they are forced into it) means it is just a waste of everyone’s time.

            • @gofsckyourself
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              Can you point to where I said "just work” and “if only they went to therapy for a bit”?

              I must be blind because I don’t see where I said either of those things.

              It’s clear you didn’t even bother to even look at either of the articles I posted before just saying whatever you think is correct.

              Stop spouting bad information because it’s what you want to believe.

              • @Maalus
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                Removed by mod

                • @gofsckyourself
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                  42 months ago

                  I provided links to peer reviewed articles and all you’ve got is ad hominem attacks. Fuck off.

      • Yeah. Those two parts were as separated as he could get them, and still were the only part of this I remember.

        Half your age plus seven, guy. It’s in the bible, I swear. Leviticus.

        • @[email protected]
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          Meh, I always found that a bit rigid. I don’t have a problem with a 60 and a 30 year old person getting it on if they both want it. Maybe something simple like “Don’t try to exploit immature people, you massive creep.”

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              I get that, and agree with that, I was just replying to the often cited “rule” mentioned by the commenter above, that I feel some are taking too seriously.

              Edit: Oh, wait, you’re the commenter above. Well, I’ll just leave my comment like it is, I guess.

        • @AnUnusualRelic
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          Well, the koran says between one half and one seventh your age. Checkmate atheists!

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      Also needs to be “damaged”, not just any random happy-go-lucky minor.

      • @Buddahriffic
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        Also the emphasis on ride or die tells me he’s going to be controlling right from the start. And the “follow god’s instincts” tells me he thinks his instincts are god’s.

    • @ObsidianZed
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      Yeah that made me physically shudder.

        • @[email protected]
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          i mean, in terms of accounts, email is the hardest to change from, and you can use most any client with email accounts

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      That’s why I didn’t edit the whole thing. It could only be better if it was Hotmail.

      • @[email protected]
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        I feel offended. Dafuq is wrong with hotmail?! Imho, it’s pretty awesome that microsoft still supports it after all these years. Got mine when I was 10 and I plan om keeping it untill I die. It’s a better relic than a beany baby.

  • @PointyDorito
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    482 months ago

    This was really funny until that last part. What the fuck

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      Thinking of emailing him and just saying “I give parental consent, send me your credit card”.

  • Lowlee Kun
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    Man, giving internet access to the unhinged might have been a bad idea but it IS very entertaining to say the least.

  • I Cast Fist
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    Did he get parental consent to procreate? We should talk to his mom and dad

  • @masquenox
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    I’d say these people need Jesus… but they’d shoot Jesus for trespassing.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      232 months ago

      Ahahahahah. I’m here to serve. This is what I get for being a fake Nazi on Facebook.

      • @Aganim
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        Oof, talking about taking one for the team… Your service is much appreciated. 🫡

        • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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          Nazis are the most humorless people on earth. That’s why they are Nazis. Take it from me.

  • Kraiden
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    I’m real

    Such a perfect specimen of manliness surely can’t exist in our cold, imperfect reality.

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    I genuinely thought I was reading /c/lemmy_shitpost - great googilly moogilly

  • @yemmly
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    Come on ladies, give him a chance. What could go wrong?