Bashir, especially, likes this one.

  • Kelly Aster 🏳️‍⚧️
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    2511 months ago

    By the cocks of Kahless! Are we able to disengage the safety protocols on this, or is that extra?

    • NegativeNullOPM
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      1311 months ago

      That’ll cost extra latinum to make Quark look the other way.

        • NegativeNullOPM
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          811 months ago

          If he can charge extra, he will charge extra. It’s one of the Rules of Acquisition (maybe)

          • It's A Faaaahhkeah!
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            311 months ago

            The safety’s being off are included, access to that part of the holoprogram costs 2 bars each time.

    • IninewCrow
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      411 months ago

      In the base protocol, all characters have no genitals or nipples. That is also extra.

      There is a deluxe package sponsored by Galactic Pornhub that is a XXX version.

    • NegativeNullOPM
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      1111 months ago

      Kira would make a kick-ass sidekick to Xena!

  • teft
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    811 months ago

    Can i play as Gabrielle?

  • Fuck spez
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    10 months ago

    I’m going to need an unlimited supply of hot pockets with that.

  • @RizzRustbolt
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    410 months ago

    Honestly… I just want a holo prgram that’s just me washing dishes with Lucy Lawless while we chat about stuff.

  • @Panurge987
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    110 months ago

    “Along side” should be one word: “alongside”.