The venerable, violent alternative:

“OW! I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”

“It’s not my dog.”

S-Sanji?!

That reminds me my neighbour’s dog. I bet that she’d be kissing everyone’s hand if allowed.

(Once he opens the gate, if the dog sees me, she immediately runs towards me… because she knows that she’s getting belly rubs.)

I’ve seen where dogs put their tongues, no kissing, thanks.

Where are Zoro’s swords?