Disclaimer: I am not a metalhead. I know nothing of Party Cannon’s works. Only that someone uttered, “Fucking Party Cannon” upon seeing this flyer.

  • @[email protected]M
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    Party Cannon rocks! I took my daughter to a show here recently. It’s a fun show with lots of inflatable pool toys… And pushups. (Honestly, you don’t need to be a metal head to enjoy the show and it’s very unique.)

    We got to see them in a tiny venue too so it was super personal. The lead singer personally sold my kid a tee shirt. ;)

    • @Hobbes_Dent
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      178 months ago

      Certainly willing to push the visual envelope.

  • @moshtradamus666
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    198 months ago

    10/10 marketing strategy, I’m definitely going to check them out

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      178 months ago

      ₙ̵͖͆̌̓̒̄͛̕̕ₒ̸̨̹͕̝̼͉̺̹̥̑ ̶̫̭̱̙̹̼͈̹̾̈́̈͝ₐ̴̧̛͓̙̰̣͚̺̫͎̈́̏̄̂̍̽̇͐͝ₗ̷͕̼̰̾͒ͅₜ̷̛̺̒́͗ₐ̷̛͇̭̤͈̃̓̎ᵣ̷̡͓̠̲͇͖̻̐̏̀́́͊̾̈́͠ͅₛ̸̨̩̃̈́̍̏́͑̀̓̕

      W̴̴̴̴̶̴̵̶̴̸̸̴̷̶̶̶̷̵̧̛̛̯̞̱̯̼̙͖̰͚͙̞͕͓͕͖̰̹̖͈͍̹̻̗͉̖̠̖̙̪̞͇̰̺̭̱̞͕̖͇̪̘̻͕͕̣̖͖̟̭̜̼͚̲̹̭͔̲͎̞͖̭̫̰͔̰̜͚͙̙̰̔̂̈̌́͌̽̂̿̒̀̈́͐̄͆̓̔̃̋̀͗͑̃̄̀́̓͂̅͆̊̓̋̋͒̆̔͗͒̒̎͛͑̑͌̃̈́̽̓́̈́͑̿̀͋̋̄̈̑͐̏̎̉͛͆̉̓͂̈́̈́͌̇̑͛́̈̂͋̕̕̚͘̕͘͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅₒ̸̵̷̴̴̶̸̸̵̵̷̷̵̵̴̷̸̴̵̵̶̴̵̨̨̢̢̧̧̢̧̨̡̢̡̛̛̟̖̲̹̣̞̥͈̩̦̹̖͔̣͙̮̞̬͍̼̦͔̰̣̱̦̰̯̠͓̜̞͎̹̲̼̗͔͓̭̯̰͕̟̗̬͍͎̘̬̻̣̭͍̰̰͇̻͚̹͉̱̼͕̦̤̺̞̞̤̠̬͎͓̟̳̬͎̝͇̻͉̺̼̩̮̦̮͔̜͉̜̮͈͓͓̼͍̯̥̯̳͎̝̺̬̗̫͙͚͖̘̯̈́̈̇̓̀̈́̏̾̍̈́̋̾̈͑͒͒̍́͑̅̔̊̌̽̍͛̀̓̏̀͑̇͐̐͋̾̇͌͆̈́̿̔̄̒̓̉̿́̀͗͌̈̊̋̓͌͒̇͗̎̐̿͌͊́̂́̊̈́͂̒̅̈́̆̂͛͋͌̓͑̿͗͂̈́͗̄̓͋̈́͊̇̌̓̀̊͐̈́̈́̆̇̚̕̕̕͘͘͘͜͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅₗ̶̶̵̴̵̴̷̸̸̴̷̵̸̶̵̴̵̵̷̧̡̨̧̨̧̧̧̡̧̡̧̢̛̛̝̝͈̮͎͈̯̲̗̦̦̱̖̼̦̼̪̰̤̫̫̣͖̗͎̣̯̺̩̥͍̳̜̥̺͉̬̖̲̞͔̖͖̗͓͙̝̼̤͈͍͍͍͙̲͖̙͚̼̙̞̣̦͔̬̰̯̮̮̩͖̩͎̬̙̤͍̯̱̝̗͚̦͈̙̞͖̤̞̤͗͛̈́̒̅̊̋̔̓̾̌̇̿̋̃̓̈̿͑̈́̈̋͛̀̈́̾̈́̍̈́̄̎͂͐̒̅̐̃̎̅͛̇̓̓͛̈̈́̓̂̉̋̌̄̌͑̒̂͆̉̈́̒̂̔̄̂̈̅̂̃̇̐̏̔̆̈́̀͒͆̆͗̓̀̓͋̂̇͒̔̒̈́̉̋̕͘̚̚̚̚͘͘͘̚̕͘͜͜͠͝ͅͅͅf̵̸̶̶̴̵̴̸̴̴̷̢̡̧̨̧̨̨̧̧̳̤̠͖̙͚̲̻͖̝̤̲̺̭͍͕͖͍̹̰̱̠͕̹͓̖̥̬̫͎͓̞̮̞͓̻̟̣̰̣͍̣̖̦̮͙̖̥͓̲͓͉̙̲͉̼̫̹̠̔̅̅͋͌͋͊͗͒̊̏͗͂̐̏͐͌̈͊̐̆̓̑̀́̋̀͌̆̓̂̀̿̅̕̚̕͘̕͜͝͝͝͠͠ͅ ̸̶̶̶̴̵̴̸̸̢̡̨̡̛̩̖̟̫̥̻͕͍̤̣̰̹̮͍͔̰̤̟͎̝͉̻̻̤̗̮͉̦̺̫̬̜̟̣̹͎͍̺͕̺̫̝͇͔͈͚̈̇͗͒̀̍̂͊̃̅̑̇̇̅̅̄͂̅̽̂̆̒̊̽̎̽͊̄͗̓͌̾̋̿̏̉̋̅̓̾̾̍̔̉͘͘͘͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ₖ̸̶̸̸̵̴̷̵̴̴̸̴̸̸̵̴̨̧̡̡̨̧̧̨̢̨̡̧̡̡̛̛̛̘̟̫̤̜͕͕̼̳̦̤͚̰̹̫͎̣̯̝̦̬̹̹̤͖̩͖̲̲̺͚̙͚̗̥͙͍̜͉̘̖̟̙̝̫̞̼̮̻̭͈͈̟̟̼̤̺̙̠͓̣̼̦̳̰͓̳͈͔̖̖͕̙̮͓̫̟͚̰͈͓̝̻̲̿̌̓͐͗̓̃̀̑̅̈̿̒̐̓̿͑̋͊̃͐́̒͛̓͌̈́̎͋̂̆̅̊̃̾͌̓̂̏̍͊̀͆̑͐͒̃̈́́̉̉͒̇͂̾́̉̀̿̅͑͛͊̉̆́́̀̄̉̈̓̆̋̋̐̍́̔̀͐́͆͛̀̍̀̅̄̅͌̊͌̌͒̀̓͗͘̚͘͘̕̕̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅᵢ̸̶̵̴̵̷̷̵̴̷̷̷̵̴̴̴̧̧̢̢̢̡̢̢̢̧̛̛̛̥̲̻͎͔̘̗̙̥͙̱̻̤̠̪̩̘̥͙͖̗͖̫̱͓̩͇͉̳̖̮͖̲̣͇̳̫̺̗̙̫͍͔͕̼͙̠͍̖̥̱̞̺̻͇̙̲͚̲̎̆̉͐̃̄̋͋̑͗̒̒̓̔͒̄͋͂̋͊̏͗̈́̅͛́̉̓̋̇́̑̾̿͛͂͂͂̊̔͑͂̍̇͑̎̐̅͌̒̑̐͋̿̍̑̃͊̈̎̀̔̉̋̾̈́̈́̂̈́͒̎̏̈̈́̚̚̚͜͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅₙ̴̷̵̸̵̸̶̴̶̶̵̴̡̧̨̨̨̧̢̨̧̡̨̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̞͇̩͚̙̥̞̜̪͚̮̰̫̘̱͖̗͕̬̟̲̮͈̜̦̱̘̠͈̻̪̤͍̥̖̺͕̰͙͈͈̠̦̣̺̥͍̣̳̬̤͕̦̗̋̎̏̌̏̇̀͐͒̌̋͒̒̉͐͑̏̈́̃̑͗̒̑̏͆̓̊̃͊̾̏͑͊͛̎̄̇̐̂̽͒͑̈́͛̈́̀̒̄͒̆̄͊͑̉̆̿̀̌̄͊̅̄̋̕͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅg̵̴̷̴̵̵̶̸̸̶̴̵̴̶̸̵̴̨̢̧̧̧̨̧̧̧̨̧̧̧̡̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̱̱̙̯̮͇̠͉̘̹̭̠̳̩̰͎̳̥͕̦͙̰̻̥̟͙̗̺̮̬̗̖̻̺͔͕̳̥̩̯̤͚͍̟̠̲̞͍̖͎̭̫̤͕̝̫̝̙̫͔̞̦̼͚̼̻͚̫̲̹̬̙̳͈̤͕̞͖͙͓̭̱̼͉̘͎̤͍͔̥̪̻̦̹̎͂̿̔͂̆̏͌̑̃̔͂̅̂̽̃̋̊̃̀͒́̌͒͑̀̔̐͑͐̔̉̐́͂̓̓̂́́́̽̔͋̌́͒͌̆͛̉̀̐̌̓̿͊̑̿̾̌̔̈́̆͋̒̀̽̆́̉̀͊͘̕͘͘̚̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͠ͅͅ

      There, did it for them.

  • @x4740N
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    88 months ago

    Party Cannon looks like a spin-off of the defunct toys-r-us

      • @x4740N
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        28 months ago

        My local one burned down in a fire started by a child messing with a toy that had batteries if I recall correctly

        Not going to mention location because I don’t want to dox myself

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    8 months ago

    I wish their music was like plonky circus music, but with the evil devil screaming metal lyrics laid on top and the band itself came out dressed like bright, colorful clowns.

    Also: Does one of those say “Alter Beast?” Like the video game?