Self-described “free speech absolutist” Elon Musk has just had a judge slam him for trying to punish and suppress the speech of critics. Judge Charles Breyer did not hold back in his ruling dismiss…

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    1 year ago

    SLAMMED!!!

    Then the judge dunked over Elon, licked their finger, and swirled it around in Elon’s latte macchiato. Finally, they lunged at Elon, who flinched, and then punched him twice for flinching.

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      1 year ago

      This account of the proceedings is now canon in my mind.

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          Turd of a bot. Piped doesn’t work. At all. Ever has now worked for me once in like 13 tries

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            Weird. I clicked the bot’s link and it just opened. So I tried a few more from their history. All worked.

            Perhaps you have a problem on your end?

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              I didn’t try it this time, but I just did and it did work. I’ve tried piped at least a dozen times over the last year and this is literally the first time it’s ever worked. Others have told me they’ve had a similar experience

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    1 year ago

    Words are great and all, but couldn’t the judge do something that actually impacts Elon in any way whatsoever?

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      All he can really do is make him pay defense legal fees and embarrass him. Civil law is basically, as long as you have money, you can sue.