• @j4k3
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    479 months ago

    Just don’t blow a whistle

    • @umbraroze
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      119 months ago

      Trains are better than planes, because in the railroads, blowing a whistle is just a normal safety practice

  • @db2
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    219 months ago

    Hands or cheeks?

  • nifty
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    169 months ago

    Sure but what if they think it’s an approving clap vs horrified-for-my-life-now-relieved clap?

    • @NocturnalEngineer
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      49 months ago

      Add a firm but reassuring “Thank fuck for that! Now I can get off this death trap.”

  • @CptOblivius
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    139 months ago

    I flew on a Delta 737 with duct tape everywhere. Was delayed. Then an Airbus 321 and because of delay they shut off the engines. But then the auxiliary power unit wouldn’t start to restart the engines and had to be towed back to the gate. I’m wondering who maintains thaes planes anymore, sketchy all around…

    • The Quuuuuill
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      159 months ago

      You know how every single industry is decaying and getting worse because organizations don’t value the people who do the work and just amass wealth in the upper echelons of the enterprise?

      Well they’re doing it in the aerospace industry, too

  • @[email protected]
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    109 months ago

    Turkish Airlines now allows me to see the aircraft assinged to that flight, which makes it easy to avoid Boeing planes.

  • @thorbot
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    99 months ago

    You’re assuming I wanted to survive the flight

  • @Agent641
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    9 months ago

    Usually I boo when the plane lands safely. I want my class action payout or die trying.