• @[email protected]
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    849 months ago

    Man flirting with woman:
    “Hey cutie, wanna suck my cock?”
    “You’re disgusting!”

    Man flirting with man:
    “Hey cutie, wanna suck my cock?”
    “You bet!”

    • key
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      439 months ago

      “I’m going to chop up your cock and drop it in hot oil!”

    • @Ibaudia
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      9 months ago

      I wish it were this easy for straights like me

    • @[email protected]
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      49 months ago

      Idk I feel like this is an exchange you see on a true crime show right before they reveal someone was shoved into a deep fryer and the killer ate their dick afterwards

  • @UnsavoryMollusk
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    139 months ago

    Your answer is great and the person not answering is lame

  • @Cruxifux
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    89 months ago

    I wish I was bisexual enough to just start banging dudes, it’s so much easier.

      • @UnsavoryMollusk
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        49 months ago

        <no femboy has been found in your area, would you like to cry ?>

      • @Cruxifux
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        29 months ago

        I’m married so it’s irrelevant.

        Don’t think I’m gay enough for femboys anyway. The dudes I get attracted to are masculine types