• @TeddE
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        172 months ago

        Ah, yes. Get ‘em in the pants with the ol’ one, two combo.

        • @Quadhammer
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          32 months ago

          I’d suggest a 3rd pair of pants but damn after 2 send that kid home

    • niftyOP
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      262 months ago

      Yeah, the peripheral nervous system stops you from peeing when you’re rubbing up against clothing. An easy experiment is to put on pants, stand with your legs apart, and relax your urethra and pee. You still won’t pee because of the PNS signal from your crotch to your brain!

      • @[email protected]
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        That’s bullshit I just pissed my pants and it went everywhere. It wasnt even hard to do. I’m sitting in a pool of my own piss so you sound really dumb right now.

      • Flying SquidM
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        182 months ago

        An easy experiment? Maybe.

        One worth attempting? Probably not.

      • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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        162 months ago

        As someone who knows someone definitely not me with a relevant fetish, can confirm. Sometimes it takes a surprising amount of willpower even after drinking an unhealthy amount of water an hour previous. Or so I’ve heard at any rate…

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    732 months ago

    Jesus Christ why are you posting Pissposts in a Shitpost community.

    • unalivejoy
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      172 months ago

      Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

    • Flying SquidM
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      142 months ago

      You have to try to shit yourself?

      • @NegativeLookBehind
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        112 months ago

        You think you’re better than me because you shit yourself without thinking about it? I will out-shit you any day of the week, bud.

        I challenge you to a shit-off.