Their pawn was right in front of my pawn, and they moved it diagonally and took my pawn, even though their pawn never went on my pawn’s spot? Guys, wtf? This is hacking, right?

I’ll start. They took my queen and didn’t pay dowry.

Friend was teaching me to play. She and her sister were highly rated (don’t ask me the number, it was decades ago). During a teaching match against her sister, my friend groped under the table quite thoroughly and for the entire game, which I obviously lost. Those two were trouble.

PS: We’d had sex many times before and that type of behaviour wasn’t unusual for her at the time.

i lost and she didnt dom me :c

The very first move was a4 then Ra3. This is a terrible opening. I lost.

unsolicited foot rub

Smoke crack

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Sing ABBA at me mostly