Once upon a time, there was a peculiar individual named Viking_Hippie who stumbled upon an intriguing comment on Lemmy. The comment claimed that if someone had peculiar feelings about themselves, they should book an appointment with a specialized doctor who could determine if they were, in fact, a banana.

At first, Viking_Hippie dismissed the comment as a joke or a piece of creative writing. However, the idea lingered in their mind, nagging at them with curiosity. Was it really possible? Could someone be a banana?

Unable to shake off the thought, Viking_Hippie finally decided to follow through with the suggestion and scheduled an appointment with the mysterious doctor mentioned in the comment.

Arriving at the doctor’s office, Viking_Hippie felt a mix of excitement and nervousness. The waiting room was filled with an eclectic mix of patients, each with their own peculiarities. As Viking_Hippie anxiously waited for their turn, they couldn’t help but wonder what the outcome of this appointment would be.

Finally, it was Viking_Hippie’s turn to see the doctor. Nervously, they entered the consultation room and sat down, ready to confront the truth.

The doctor, a quirky individual with a warm smile, greeted Viking_Hippie and began the examination. Through a series of tests and questions, the doctor carefully assessed Viking_Hippie’s condition.

After what felt like an eternity, the doctor finally delivered their verdict. “Well, Viking_Hippie,” they said with a chuckle, “it seems that according to our tests, you do indeed have some banana-like characteristics.”

Viking_Hippie was stunned. They had half-expected the doctor to laugh it off as a ridiculous notion, but instead, they were faced with the reality that they were, in some strange way, a banana.

As they processed this revelation, the doctor reassured Viking_Hippie that being a banana wasn’t necessarily a bad thing. In fact, it could be quite fun and unique.

Leaving the doctor’s office with a mix of confusion and acceptance, Viking_Hippie couldn’t help but feel a newfound sense of identity. Embracing their banana-like qualities, they embarked on a journey of self-discovery, learning to embrace their uniqueness and find joy in their newfound identity as a banana. And from that day forward, Viking_Hippie lived happily ever after, as both a person and a banana.

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