• Smorty [she/her]
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    169 months ago

    “Im my old young days I used to work for a corporation. They treated my like scum there! To them I was nothing but a replaceable cog in their machine of suffering and terror. Heeeeehehehe HAAAHAAHAH! But now, you see, I have created my own corporation and I’ll show my employees how bad my job was!!”

  • Franklin
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    59 months ago

    They’re not lovin’ it.

  • @TotallynotJessicaM
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    59 months ago

    I’ll be one of those villains who’s correct for the entire story except for a shoehorned scene where I kill kids while laughing maniacally. Don’t get too radical kids, or the writers will force you to do something uncharacteristically evil!

  • @[email protected]
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    59 months ago

    Real talk, I’ve nearly died if dehydration and that was a far more pleasant and enriching experience than any job I’ve ever had