• “Oh, don’t grovel! If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s people groveling.”

    “Sorry, m’lord…”

    “And don’t apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it’s ‘sorry this’ and ‘forgive me that’ and ‘I’m not worthy…’ What are you doing now!?”

    “Averting my eyes, oh Lord.”

    “Well, don’t. It’s like those miserable Psalms-- they’re so depressing. Now knock it off!”

    • slingstone
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      210 months ago

      But only after you navigated an age of psychedelia on an airplane.

  • ruko24
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    710 months ago

    I read the last line in Matt Berry’s voice

    • Peetabix
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      210 months ago

      Remembeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

  • Possibly linux
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    310 months ago

    I also think its funny that god is a old while guy with facial hair

      • Tar_Alcaran
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        210 months ago

        Of course he was, everyone from America was white at the time.

        • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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          210 months ago

          Everyone had olive skins back then it was and still is a major staple in the diet of I hear like everyone over there but also me.

        • @edgemaster72
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          110 months ago

          Until he was crucified anyway, then he didn’t have all of it anymore

          • @Wogi
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            210 months ago

            Slow clap