• Match!!
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    429 months ago

    worf’s mok’bara class probably did more for the enterprise crew’s mental health than troi did

  • @Gradually_Adjusting
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    379 months ago

    My struggle… Is heroic 😮

    I never want to be mentally healthy now

    • Jojo
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      319 months ago

      Then you have already lost, and are without honor.

      • @Gradually_Adjusting
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        179 months ago

        I don’t need to fight the demons if I can become them! I’ll show you all!

        • @GoTeamBoobies
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          49 months ago

          Even if you succeed, your people will reject you. You’re a demon, a monster who’s rage only increased as she slaughtered millions of foes and innocents a like, all for the name of perfection

    • Melmi
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      309 months ago

      Counterpoint, defeating a seemingly undefeatable enemy is even more heroic.

      Also, a fight that you are not trying to win is not an honorable fight.

      • @Gradually_Adjusting
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        39 months ago

        Counterpoint, my self care regimen involves regular screaming rants that culminate in spirited slogans like “I’ll show you all”

  • @Etterra
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    269 months ago

    Klingon Warrior: Growing crops isn’t a battle!

    Klingon Farmer: I thought that once, but then the tribbles arrived.

    • I am just infatuated with the lawyer Klingon from an episode of DS9. And there is also art and music in Klingon culture which begs the question: How do you relate everything in a society back to being warriors and turning everything into a battle worthy of a Klingon?

      • @[email protected]
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        39 months ago

        I guess if it’s a state of mind, then everything can be viewed as a battle.

        Today I wage war on THE LAUNDRY PILE!

        I, skilled strategist that I am, sit at my war desk and prepare my tactics. This year, I shall pay FAR LESS TAXES!

        Today is a good day to dye my hair etc…

      • @ummthatguy
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        39 months ago

        What about Kolos, the advocate from ENT?

      • @CheeseNoodle
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        39 months ago

        There’s an episode where someone ends up on a klingon farming world (I entierly forget the character and series) and the takeaway is that klingons basically have a warrior caste that are really the only ones the federation has encountered up to that point. The rest of the klingons respect their soldiers but aren’t really into the same dogma.

  • Flying SquidM
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    199 months ago

    Pakled therapist:

    You are sad.

    Being sad is not good. You should not be sad.

    Try not being sad.

    Did that work? No?

    Now I’m sad too.

    We are both sad. We need a therapist.

  • Phoenixz
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    109 months ago

    For more like this, see “coach gowron” on Twitter

  • @Olhonestjim
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    89 months ago

    I’d really like to hear Micheal Dorn quote this.

    • @ummthatguy
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      169 months ago

      Sure, but scraggly General Martok gives it the gravitas needed in that moment to Garak, as it’s coming from a more seasoned warrior.

          • @samus12345
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            89 months ago

            “Sito was a warrior. You do not honor her.”

            “You didn’t know her.”

            “Do you follow every order from your commanders?”

            “No.”

            “Sito made her choice. You want to solve puzzles and mysteries? Your friend gave her life to protect that. She would not approve of your actions.”

            Love that scene!

  • @Chickenstalker
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    Klingons were never honobru. They fight like cowards, hiding behing cloaking devices. They backstab each other more than Romulans too. Worf was an anomaly. Essentially, Worf is a Klingon weeb who read about Klingon bushido ideals and propaganda and thought it was true.