• @[email protected]M
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    201 month ago

    I feel like I would reply this way less out of cockiness and more just out of my innate drive to bring more chaos to this world and saying things people won’t know how to coherently respond to is a tried and true method. One of my classics is telling people “have fun; make friends” when they excuse themselves for a bathroom break.

    • @Uncle_Sheo217
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      131 month ago

      I usually say “Good luck out there.” As if it’s Vietnam 1969 and they’re about to go outside the wire lmao

      • @9point6
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        71 month ago

        “I believe in you” and “godspeed” are other good ones

        • @[email protected]
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          21 month ago

          “If a rabbit leprechaun pokes out his head and says ‘Follow me!’ Don’t follow him!”

    • db0
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      31 month ago

      Ha! I like to say “be careful!” for the same event :D