• Certified Asshole
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    542 months ago

    It was actually tweeted by ex-pres of Mongolia, thus making the burn more real. It’s not his first punch, and he’s still alive and laughing.

      • @[email protected]
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        222 months ago

        Now we’ve both got to be careful here. If there’s no time limit, and we cascade ownership rights, the Italians could end up owning everything.

        • @jaybone
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          112 months ago

          But the Goths and the Vikings?

          • @whotookkarl
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            Wolf clan owns the whole valley, from the bad taste water with big fish to the good taste water with little fish.

        • @[email protected]
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          52 months ago

          Still better than the Fr*nch. BTW The Italians only owned all the land where wine could be made. Coincidence? I think not!

        • @Mango
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          12 months ago

          Unga bunga, bitch!

  • MxM111
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    362 months ago

    Well before Mongols it was Kyiv Rus. So, moskovits should belong to Kyiv.

  • IWantToFuckSpez
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    292 months ago

    Saint Petersburg sits on what was once Swedish territory. Prepare the Saab jets

    • @[email protected]
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      132 months ago

      There was that year of time when Poland controlled Moscow, the only nation to ever successfully capture the city. Unleash the husaria!

      • @jaybone
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        52 months ago

        If only those Belarusian mercenaries had tried harder.

      • @BigilusDickilus
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        22 months ago

        France captured Moscow (in a pyrrhic victory…) in the Napoleonic wars.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 months ago

        It, eh, controlled it with the claim of supporting a legitimate monarchy, so whether it was captured can be disputed.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 months ago

      It was Finnish/Karelian/Estonian/Veps (can’t remember which Finnic group specifically, but doesn’t matter much) under Sweden.

      So actually just let Finns remember Mannerheim.

  • @Agent641
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    All of the land masses were once part of Gondwanaland. The bacteriophage are coming.

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      That sounds like we just need to expand The United States of Humanity…

      Except not the current US. We need to fix it first

  • @TenthrowM
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    152 months ago

    Yeah and so much of the world was once part of the British empire. Get fucked.

    • ivanafterall
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      112 months ago

      Once upon a time, it was all Garden of Eden. Prepare for the ultimate global holy war.

  • @[email protected]
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    132 months ago

    Did he really say that?

    Didn’t Russia literally sign an agreement to PROTECT Ukraine when we took the nukes away?

    • @Pilferjinx
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      102 months ago

      Yeah, in the Tucker Carlson interview. He spent the first 30 minutes going over his version of history and justifying his invasion. Basically, Ukraine made him invade them.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 months ago

        He was establishing an irredentist land claim, like fascists do. “We used to own this so we can invade, but no one else is allowed to use that logic against us >:(”

    • @Eranziel
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      22 months ago

      Not sure about protect, but definitely non-aggression.

  • Justas🇱🇹
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    Return to enlightened 1444, embrace big Lithuania and Germany in a 100 pieces of border gore.

    Map for reference

  • Sagrotan
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    122 months ago

    That mentally unstable asshole Putin was part of his father’s balls. Stuff him back in.

  • @AngryCommieKender
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    Vladivostok oblast was named either Northern Manchuria, or Upper Manchuria, less than 120 165 years ago…

    I think China may want their warm water port back

    Edit: apparently there were Chinese and Russian skirmishes during the Russia-Japanese War of 1910, but China actually ceded control of the area in 1860, so more like less than 165 years ago.

    • @Cypher
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      82 months ago

      China? I think you mean the Mongolian Empire.

      Afghanistan? Believe it or not, Mongolian Empire.

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        32 months ago

        That territory was taken from China by Russia in 1860. The Mongolian Empire had collapsed far before that happened. The Chinese in the region got forcibly relocated in the 1930s, but as of last year they still make up a significant ethnic minority of the region. The Mongols also make up a smaller ethnic minority in the region.

        If you’re going to go back to The Mongol Empire, then they controlled the vast majority of Asia and the Middle East, not to mention the sizeable chunk of Europe they controlled. I maintain that if The Mongols and The Vikings had ever united that combined empire would still be global. I’m unsure of that would have been better or worse for us in the current era

        • @Cypher
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          32 months ago

          I think you read too much into this…

          I was simply joking that the Mongolian Empire had controlled those regions at some point, and if we go by Russian and Chinese claims that historical ownership means modern ownership, Mongolia would have claim.

  • @Thrashy
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    92 months ago

    The Kievan Rus was founded by Viking settlers, therefore by the Putin’s own logic he should cede all of Russia east of the Urals to Denmark, Sweden and Norway while he’s at it.

  • @doingthestuff
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    92 months ago

    Russia did the same to my family a little over 100 years ago.