• MagnyusG
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    391 month ago

    Lowly’s Applecar fucking flies dude. It’s not even a contest.

      • @samus12345
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        You gotta make a decision

        Leave tonight or live and die this way

        (Love those lyrics)

    • wootz
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      81 month ago

      Baphomet flipping you the bird, even.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 month ago

        Pretty sure that’s the two finger salute, “As above, so below.” Which is kind of what makes it Baphomet, not just a goat man.

    • @[email protected]
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      51 month ago

      Well i was gonna answer ‘cheese car’, but you make a persuasive case.

      Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?

    • Bob Robertson IX
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      31 month ago

      This was the one I was drawn to as well… The irreverent goat hauling an idol of Baphomet stuck dead center in the middle of all these other crazy motherfuckers, feeling like he’s the most normal one of the bunch.

      “But, if I’m the most normal… I’m scared to death of society.”

  • @[email protected]
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    221 month ago

    I was always banana car as a kid reading these books. Decades later and now that I’m older and wiser and have kids of my own I’ll have the hotdog car please

    • @Ejh3k
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      71 month ago

      It’s between that and the hot dog for me. But I’m leaning pickle.

    • @TaTTe
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      31 month ago

      Oh yes, it’s the legendary kurkkumopo! If you know, you know.

    • @Apeman42
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      31 month ago

      I have been called a pig, and I am frequently in a pickle. I feel so represented.

    • Tlaloc_Temporal
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      11 month ago

      Yup, as much as I vibe with the doughnut, getting to the roof trunk is a nightmare in a single story building, and every turn risks a surprise roadtrip to a nearby window. It’s much harder to upset the pickle, and it it can run on vinegar!

      Pickle me!

  • @problematicPanther
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    151 month ago

    I’d like to say I’m the pig in the pickle car, but I’m actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.

  • @Num10ck
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    121 month ago

    Why isn’t this stuff a multi-billion theme park and series of movies and video games already?

  • @hypnicjerk
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    121 month ago

    dibs on owl on a broomstick bike

  • Gnome Kat
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    101 month ago

    If you can’t handle me at my apple car with worms in my brain, you don’t deserve me at my owl witch riding a broom scooter.

  • Rhynoplaz
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    81 month ago

    I’m going with the cat in the doughnut.

    I invite any armchair psychologists to post their analysis below!

  • Thelsim
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    81 month ago

    Maybe not as fancy as the others, but I really like the little pink jeep. It’s boxy and cute.