• @rtxn
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    157 months ago

    I do the same damn thing, he’s not special.

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    87 months ago

    I named a sandwich after it. It’s bacon, avocado, mayo, and a fried egg on toasted bread. Looks ugly but it’s so good it’ll make you cry.

  • @Chestnut
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    77 months ago

    Referenced in the Steely Dan song Any Major Dude

  • Norgur
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    57 months ago

    I demand you take my family portraits down at once!

  • @wjrii
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    37 months ago

    Now I want to know everybody’s super local cryptids. None of your Yeti, Pacific Northwest Bigfoot, Nessie or even Chupacabra here.

    I want to know about shit like my hometown’s Humanzee or the Lake Worth monster from a town near my current home.

    • @[email protected]
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      27 months ago

      On the Olympic peninsula in Washington we apparently have forest octopi. They’re very good at camouflage.

      • @wjrii
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        27 months ago

        So good there are no truly confirmed sightings? Love it.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    37 months ago

    Its said that the creature is so ugly that looking at it can kill you. In fact, it’s said that people specifically went looking for the squonk to try and cheer it up only to die from its appearance. It must be the loneliest cryptic there is.