• Kalkaline
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    845 months ago

    Gotta get some hype music for the ass whooping you’re about to bring.

  • @Baphomet_The_Blasphemer
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    575 months ago

    I was going to say yes and make a joke about song choice, but then realized that if this were actually happening then I’d probably be too distraught and focused on getting to her to queue up a sound track so was going to say no, but then I realized in my distraught state focing on getting to my kidnapped wife I probably wouldn’t bother to turn off the radio which is always on by default in my car… so basically, yes, I’d be listening to the local radio station at a moderate volume.

    • The Octonaut
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      235 months ago

      That’s OK. The local radio is playing Knights of Cidonia and a recent gust short circuited the volume control.

    • LazaroFilm
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      65 months ago

      My car automatically starts my music from my phone when I plug it in for GPS. I’d probably be too distraught to turn it off.

  • @[email protected]
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    455 months ago

    Yes, the doom soundtrack is on blast and I’m prepping my line that I will mess up and get me killed.

  • @[email protected]
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    325 months ago

    Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn’t be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I’d be calling the cops (they’re more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.

    • @Coreidan
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      335 months ago

      they’re more trained than I am to handle the situation

      Whoa bold assumption there bud. You might want to recheck your math on that one.

        • Johanno
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          75 months ago

          In America you just stop by the next gas station and buy a ton of explosives and a machine gun with 30 filled magazines. Then you grab a jerrycan of gasoline and some lighters and the cashier wishes you a nice evening on your party.

      • @[email protected]
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        75 months ago

        We don’t have guns where I’m from, and I don’t have a car. So I’m more likely to get myself killed.

        No no I’m pretty sure the math maths out.

      • @No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston
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        25 months ago

        Maybe he’s in a country where that a fact. Here in the US I would rather get kidnapped myself than having my life in the hands of a local police department

      • @[email protected]
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        35 months ago

        Nah, I’m my fantasies I go Rambo style and slice everyone with a tactical knife while wearing a ghillie suit and warpaint, before carrying my wife victoriously in my arms to safety…but that wasn’t the point was it ?

  • @captainlezbian
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    305 months ago

    Nah I chat with the other people in the car.

    Listen I’m down to risk my life to save my wife, but I’m getting a gang together to do it. Going alone is suicide

    • @[email protected]
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      65 months ago

      Fucking smart. Thanks for the tip. My car is still playing music cause we need the mood, but now that my brothers are in the car the soundtrack is harder to choose.

      I’m thinking Jeru the Damaja, but whatever those two dickheads can agree on should work.

  • @loo
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    205 months ago

    Drive soundtrack intensifies

  • KillingTimeItself
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    165 months ago

    when did i get a wife and why is she only 30 minutes away from me, and why do i know this?

    Hell i should be asking where i am now.

  • @[email protected]
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    155 months ago

    I’d probably have an audiobook going. Then when I got there, I would probably have to sit in the car for a few minutes to get to a good stopping point. I’m sure the kidnappers would understand.

    • @thesporkeffect
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      35 months ago

      Red Eyes by Zombie Hyperdrive should also be on this playlist

    • Ghostface
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      15 months ago

      Kim by Eminem should be on here

      • mommykink
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        15 months ago

        Am I driving to rescue her or kill her myself?

  • @[email protected]
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    145 months ago

    Nope, conzentration at such stressful situations is important. Also, your adrenaline spikes up making you not even want to have music.

    • @meliaesc
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      65 months ago

      Nah, there’s a reason that drums have been used for war for thousands of years. You need epic battle music.

      • @[email protected]
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        25 months ago

        That’s for getting you pumped up to fight when you don’t want to and would rather just kind of wander off. The situation described, you’re fully engaged without hesitation or choice.

  • Cyrus Draegur
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    145 months ago

    Excuse you, I’m driving a rescue mission with my windows UP.

    And the AC is BLASTING.