• @NocturnalMorning
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    1210 months ago

    I’m always floored by the stuff nature comes up with. The creatures on this planet are so beautiful sometimes, and I don’t mean in a aww that’s cute way.

    • IninewCrow
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      610 months ago

      How about a hairless ape that walks on two feet, can’t fight, no claws, no big teeth, soft and squishy, completely vulnerable but when you put them all together, they’re capable of killing all life on the planet.

        • IninewCrow
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          1010 months ago

          I also miss seeing headlines like this at the grocery store check out line

          • @EdibleFriend
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            10 months ago

            He had so many adventures over the years

            • @MrsDoyle
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              510 months ago

              Is he the one that landed that B52 on the moon?

              • IninewCrow
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                510 months ago

                He grew up … like everyone else … had a family and gave birth to …

                Florida man

      • @Anticorp
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        510 months ago

        They can most certainly fight, and fight for longer than any other animal on the planet.

        • IninewCrow
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          210 months ago

          That has got to be one of the most relevant usernames to this conversations …

          Mr. AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet

  • @Anticorp
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    910 months ago

    Dude lost the evolutionary lottery.

  • @ganksy
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    410 months ago

    We probably look terrifying to it

  • @Tag365
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    39 months ago

    Why are there two or more bat species that look like they’re poorly modeled in a 3D model making program? That doesn’t look like something Mother Nature or someone making 3D assets would make a bat look like.

    • @ickplantOPM
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      210 months ago

      They look even funnier head on

      • @OrderedChaos
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        210 months ago

        That is so strange to see. Thanks for sharing!

        The nose reminds me of a mushroom.

  • @ByteJunk
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    110 months ago

    They had to contain it with a straightjacket after it killed the entire platoon that was transporting it!