You can rinse your balls in the soda dispenser, I’ve never seen a sign that prohibited it.
bald eagle noises that are actually the call of a red tail hawk
ALSO I CAN’T HEAR YOU
I"D LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY AND STOP ME AROOOOOO!!!
MY BALLS ARE GOING TO BE STICKY AND TASTE LIKE SPRITE OR DIE TRYING MFER!!!
SPRITE IS MY FAVORITE SODAPOP. I STARTED DRINKING IT AFTER READING IT WAS THE ONLY DRINK SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO HELP WITH HANGOVERS AND I DO THINK IT WORKS PRETTY WELL.
I DON’T DRINK SODAS OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO IT’S A DANG SPRITE BROTHER
I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS STUDY IS GIVING YOU HELPFUL INFORMATION BROTHER
SPRITE MIGHT WORK BETTER THAN OTHER SODAS BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ADDING CAFFEINE TO THE MIX, BUT LESS BAD IS NOT THE SAME THING AS GOOD. CAFFEINE IS A DIURETIC AND CAN EXACERBATE BOTH DEHYDRATION AND HEADACHES, HOWEVER HANGOVER SYMPTOMS ARE ALSO CAUSED BY HIGH BLOOD SUGAR FROM THE BREAKDOWN OF ALCOHOL BY YOUR BODY
THIS STUDY IS AS SUSPECT AS SPRITES MARKETING STRATEGY OF SHOWING ATHLETES DRINKING SPRITE TO IMPLY IT IS A SPORTS DRINK WITHOUT EVER CLAIMING IT DIRECTLY, AN EFFECTIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGN THAT WAS PROVEN TO HAVE SPREAD THIS MISCONCEPTION TO THE PUBLIC
THE BEST CURES FOR HANGOVERS ARE WATER, ELECTROLYTES, PROTEINS, AND PAINKILLERS/ANTIINFLAMMATORIES
IN OTHER WORDS
DRINK WATER EAT SOME FUCKIN VEGETABLES AND EGGS AND POP A TYLENOL
UNLESS ITS SPRITE ZERO
I GUESS THAT’S FINE IDK
BRO I DEFINITELY APPRECIATE THE ADDITIONAL OPINION. KNOWING YOU TOOK THE TIME TO HELP EDUCATE ME ON PROPER BODILY HYDRATION MEANS A LOT.
Classic
my my balls
SOME PEOPLE STUTTER AND THAT’S TOTALLY FINE, MFER!!!
WHAT DID THEY SAY? I COULDN’T HEAR THEM!
I DON’T FEEL FREE, AS I AM NOT RICH! IF I WERE RICH I COULD PAY BURGER KING SO I CAN PUT MY BALLS INTO THE PEPSI DISPENSER!
BUT YOU CAN, MY BRO, YOU CAN AARROOOOOOO!
