• @[email protected]
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    71 year ago

    They discontinued the Domino’s featuring Hatsune Miku app and she’s upset and fucking up their servers.

    • @Methylman
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      41 year ago

      Umm it said wrong answers only

    • Eager EagleOP
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      31 year ago

      now it all makes sense, thank you

  • @Thteven
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    51 year ago

    There’s no option to pay with sex.

  • @[email protected]
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    51 year ago

    The tags they make everyone wear so that the tracker can accurately report the names of each person making your pizza cause a lot of problems on the servers.

    • FuglyDuck
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      41 year ago

      they developed the website for Netscape.

  • @betterdeadthanreddit
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    51 year ago

    It’s part of a customer health improvement program designed to discourage overconsumption of their products through the inconvenient interface. Longer lifespan means more orders over time.

  • circuitfarmer
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    41 year ago

    Dominoes don’t always fall in an entirely predictable pattern. As a result, websites based on them often fail.

  • SGG
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    31 year ago

    The developers secretly work for pizza hut

  • @[email protected]
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    21 year ago

    their single web dev was denied stock options after a glowing yearly performance review, so they bought $10,000 worth of stock in little cesar’s and round table and is now actively sabotauging their employer while they look for better work.