Man stopped at Miami International Airport with snakes in his pants
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Officials at Miami International Airport say a man was trying to board a flight with snakes in his pants.

Those poor anacondas didn’t want none. Oh, and if you’re smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?

  • @orangeNgreenEnglish
    5•7 months ago

    The plot of Snakes on a Plane 2 looks awful.

  • AutoTL;DRBEnglish
    3•7 months ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:

    Transportation Security Administration agents caught the unidentified man with a small bag in his pants with the small reptiles in it.

    The bag was hidden in the passenger’s clothing, officials said.

    The post included a photo of two small snakes that were found in what appeared to be a sunglasses bag, the AP reported.

    The snakes were turned over to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

    At the end of the week, TSA officers at JFK found a long machete from a man going through security.

    Lesson learned: Don’t bring a machete to an airport checkpoint," the TSA spokesperson said in a social media post.

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  • @over_cloxEnglish
    3•7 months ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:

    DUMBASS

  • @[email protected]English
    2•7 months ago

    “Hey baby, I’ve got a snake in my pants just for you. Ouch ouch it bit me fuck you snake! Ouch! … No I’m not trying to flirt with you, there’s literally a snake please help me”