• EtherealMoon
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    587 months ago

    I finally saw one and was shocked at how stupid it looks. It’s like Elon had a grudge with babyproofed corners.

    • bruhduh
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      287 months ago

      He is edgy boi

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        67 months ago

        I feel the same sense of embarrassment for the driver that I would if I saw some guy masturbating in public.

        • @some_designer_dude
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          47 months ago

          I can at least comprehend someone’s motivation to masturbate.

        • @afraid_of_zombies
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          27 months ago

          At least that is a free activity that can be enjoyed by others and very unlikely to end up on social media

    • @[email protected]
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      187 months ago

      Yup spotted my first one on the road just couple days ago, it looks so much worse in person. It had a nice dirty brown tint going on too.

      • @[email protected]
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        77 months ago

        I just spotted my first in person yesterday and I agree completely. My kid said “It’s shiny” and I said “Yeah, because the alternative to that is to be covered in rust”.

        • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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          67 months ago

          covered in rust

          The best thing about these “trucks” is that they all will be, eventually.

      • @afraid_of_zombies
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        37 months ago

        One I saw was the same. It looked like it had already been through hell

  • bruhduh
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    7 months ago

    Don’t put your finger in that (probably still safer than real one)

    • @cley_faye
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      97 months ago

      The real one will actively try to crush harder if it fails to close, so yes.

  • @Czarb
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    217 months ago

    Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"

    • @jettrscga
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      257 months ago

      Yeah it actually looked worse in person than I expected.

      It looks like how a caveman would draw a car after only seeing them on a Playstation 1.

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        47 months ago

        “So, how many polygons can we use to render this car in the game?”
        “Uh … four?”

  • @Chewmungus
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    207 months ago

    I literally just saw one in person for the first time like 10 mins ago, truly a hideous vehicle lol

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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      77 months ago

      What shocked me the most was how much stupider it looked when surrounded by normal vehicles. It looks like a cheap prop from an early '70s sci-fi movie - I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see Sean Connery climb out of one wearing a codpiece while shouting “renew!”

      • @afraid_of_zombies
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        27 months ago

        That was a movie that should have existed but didn’t. Man a Zardoz Logan’s Run crossover

    • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N
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      67 months ago

      Same, but earlier today. How bizarre. And what an ugly piece of shit. Also a big forecast for rain so the dude was living life on the edge.

    • Comrade GitGud
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      47 months ago

      I honestly wouldn’t believe it was a genuine Tesla unless it spontaneously caught fire.

  • @paddirn
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    107 months ago

    There’s alot of junk in that trunk.

  • GladiusB
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    47 months ago

    Blow this up on Shitter!!

  • Bappity
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    47 months ago

    HELL YEAH THAT LOOKS LIKE (a trash) FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥