[Eli Mannning] I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night, but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!!

@GreenEngineering3475 · 25 days ago

[Eli Mannning] I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night, but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!!

shnizmuffin · 24 days ago

I can see Eli typing out this tweet, silently mouthing out each word as he goes. “Exclamation point, exclamation point, aaaaand send. Yeah!”

@GreenEngineering3475 · edit-2 24 days ago

This was the best one liner. Nikki Glaser, I didn’t think she had that in her, that whole set was something else. Easily the best one of the night for me.