Technically, today was Stormy Daniels second time she fucked Donald Trump.

Please, please, PLEASE do not make the mistake I made.

I actually read the reports of her testimony. The mental images that will be seared into your brain will require years of therapy to recover from, if you can ever recover at all.

Put it in the same category as 2 girls, 1 cup, blue waffle, lemon party, etc: Things you should never, ever search for unless you want to be mentally scarred by the most horrific images imaginable.

They had sex, it was bad, she’s embarrased and regrets it. That’s all you need to know. Dig for further details at your own risk. You’ve been warned.

Basically what the defense is doing right now (seeking mistrial) over Stormy Daniel’s testimony: