• @Potatos_are_not_friends
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    I like the idea that genies aren’t obligated to serve you and if your wish is bullshit, they just kill you.

    • blaue_Fledermaus
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      207 months ago

      Supposedly they are malevolent spirits that sometimes may grant wishes as a reward, not by some compulsion.

      • @AEsheron
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        Depends on the story, and IIRC it has shifted with time. But yeah, the general trope is they are stuck in a small vessel, and they offer/are extorted into one or more wishes to free them. Why they are stuck ranges from evil sorcerer trying to enslave them to noble hero stopping their rampage.

  • @WraithGear
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    677 months ago

    It loops once and then quits at the second wish.

    • @samus12345
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      137 months ago

      Yeah, I don’t see any conflict. Do opposite of next wish = fulfill third wish. Ignore first wish = don’t fulfill third wish. Done.

  • @De_Narm
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    He had his three wishes and none of them actually do anything. It doesn’t matter if they make any sense or which ones would be executed. The Genie can just go back into his lamp and chill.

  • @[email protected]
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    317 months ago

    The first wish was already fulfilled when the third was given, so ignoring it doesn’t really change anything

  • Gnome Kat
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    287 months ago

    As the wishes had no side effects the optimizer was free to remove them. Wishes granted.

  • @[email protected]
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    My first wish, gimme a forth wish

    -genie=no

    Ok sudo gimme a forth wish

    -genie=fuck hes got me there

  • @[email protected]
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    177 months ago

    He could have created a paradox using just two wishes and used his first wish for something actually useful.

      • @Buddahriffic
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        27 months ago

        It is quicker now in Windows, at least if you’re trying to interact with the program. It might take 30 seconds for the message queue to fill up without any user input, but I’ve had it pop up asking me if I wanted to kill a game that was doing some loading in it’s UI thread and neglecting the message queue when the total loading time was maybe like 20 seconds and I was clicking to see if it was hung. After understanding that it just takes a while and waiting patiently, the “should I kill it?” message doesn’t pop up.

  • @[email protected]
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    47 months ago

    1st cycle:

    1. fulfil 3rd wish
    2. ✓ in accordance with 2nd wish

    2nd cycle:

    1. 🚫 in accordance with 3rd wish of 1st cycle
    2. 🚫 in accordance with 2nd wish

    repeat

    tbh: IT is missing an “ignore” character.