• TxzK
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    217 months ago

    I hear standard issue cats are good as well

  • @[email protected]
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    187 months ago

    Most of the names would be also perfect Weed strains and hipster meal titles in a vegan bowl restaurant

  • @Aux
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    87 months ago

    My last cat was #11 - The Satan Himself. He controlled the whole village, ate food in every house and trolled all the big dogs non stop. He also brought fresh fish from the sea back home from time to time. And yet he was a total sweetheart towards me, he greeted me at the door every day when I came back from home.

    • Flax
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      37 months ago

      Did he catch the fish or steal them from a market…

      • @Aux
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        27 months ago

        Stole from fishing boats.

        • Flax
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          7 months ago

          Lol clever. Fresh fish! Sure they didn’t toss him one? 🤣

  • @[email protected]
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    77 months ago

    Sister 1 is #7, nothing she wont gobble down Sister 2 is #8, her true form is liquid to the point you wont understand even how

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      37 months ago

      We got 2 rescues, brothers. One acting tough, meowing for attention, but when there’s some noise he’s scared shitless. Stranger danger in cat form. The other is a lazy skeptical fatass, just hanging around always giving the side eye when you’re coming near.

  • @MegaUltraChicken
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    47 months ago

    We’ve got a #3 laying on the couch and a #4 doing his patrol of the house.

  • @daltotron
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    07 months ago

    this is some damn 2011 millennial humor