• @cmhickman358
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    501 year ago

    Hello Potion Seller. I’m going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

      • Johanno
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        41 year ago

        And vending machines. I mean objects that don’t move

  • @spader312
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    161 year ago

    Bigger eyes = feminine

    • @coolfission
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      111 year ago

      and long eyelashes = feminine

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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        51 year ago

        Goddamnit, that explains everything.

        My whole life I’ve been told “your eyelashes are too long and pretty for a man”. They were just trying to be helpful.

        • @[email protected]
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          31 year ago

          Same. I had other women exclaim how jealous they were over my long eyelashes and how they were “going to waste”

  • @[email protected]
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    131 year ago

    The female wolf doesn’t have huge boobies, or a bow, or anything pink on it. How am I supposed to tell the difference between these two?!

  • Rev. Layle
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    81 year ago

    Just have one of them with a long schlong. Doesn’t matter which one.